Tuesday, June 30, 2009


As a addednum to this post (below) I add that it would also be an honor to spoon with Alison Zlotow too.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Breaking News

Just in: That one dude who ripped off those people and madoff with there money got like 150 years in jail.

Well I was thinking thats why are jails are full. That dude was like 71 y/o and will probaly live like 11 more years (average). After that what about the other 139 years? He will totaly be taking up bed space for a long time.

I wonder if they could freeze him (cryptogenicaly) for 150 years then let him out to live his last 11 years. Then justice will been served.


Can anyone confirm that that one Argentine woman whit whom govenor Sanford was boning had big, thick eyebrows?

Almost as Hot

You know who is almost as hot as Patti Russo?

Sandi Saraya

They are both way hot and it would be an honor to spoon with either of them (or both).

Saturday, June 27, 2009


Is their anything hotter than a hot chick named Vanessa?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Sad News this week

It is with great sadness that I must make two breaking news anouncements:

  1. Farah Fawcett who was a real hot chick in the 60s is dead again.
  2. Two Dogs (not his real name) is apparently not NATIVE AMERICAN and is coming out of the closet.
Aparrently the faggotry is strong in #2.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Funny Joke

John Kerry who was once ran for President against Bu$h had a real funny moment last night with a joke. But since I dont have a link for it (the story) I will have to paraphrase.

"You know how govenor Stanford went missing for all those days and he was really boning this chick in Argentina? Well too bad it could'nt have been Sarah Palin who went to Argentina to hook up!"

At least thats how I think it went. It could have been (punchline) like:

"Well its too bad he wasn't in Argentina boning Sarah Palin."

Either way its prety funny, huh? But all the neocons are like.....indignant about it. I mean come ON, its not like he is talking about govenor Stanford boning a underrage child? Get over it.

John Kery remains a CLASS ACT!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Clarifcation to the below

Even tho its okay to say faggot now, I dont think use of the term "nigger" is acceptable.

If the ocasion should come up (which it never will) that you need to say that word, please substritute the African American pronunciation of it instead.

For example: Say "nigga". As in "Nigga, please!"

Thats acceptable according to some noted African American authorities (Snoop Dogg and Chris Rockk).

Its okay to say now

It's okay to say faggot now.

Perez Hilton said it yesterday and although he got a black eye in a assault from Will Smith he proved that it is okay to say now. It took bravery and courage on his part to come out and say: "I'm a gay man and I say it is okay to call another man a faggot."

So FWIW go ahead and use the term 'faggot' as you usualy would. Its okay now.

Friday, June 05, 2009

A Post!

Remeber how that one guy from Daily Kos got fired from AOL?

That sucked because he was WAY progressive.