Saturday, September 26, 2009

Frightening Developments

This is problematic. Apparently their is some gorillas in Uganda that are on face book now.

The artical isnt very clear atm so I cant definitively say whether those are pro-democracy gorillas or pro-communist gorillas or what it is there fighting for.

When I get home later today I plan on looking in to this.


I hate when cheerleaders get there navel pierced and then dont wear ornaments in it.

I mean its not about not piercing, its about once you got it pierced put something in it. The hole is very distracting and with cheerleaders its now more important than ever to keep your eyes on the prize.

So to all the cheerleaders who read this blog I say put a stud in it or something so you dont just have a gaping hole above your belly button.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


Just a note here to explain that I still have delinked Little Green Footballs blog.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Awesome New Stop The Neocons Shop Products

Its mostly important that like minded progressives like ourselves stand by ACORN through both thick and thin. Plus its an opportunity to rub the neocons faces in there own hypocrisy.

What is it? Its the new shirts I built about supporting ACORN.

Seriously. You need to get one now and be like: "IN YOUR FACE, NEOCONS!"

Note: shirt above also available for women (aka hoes).

Go here for the shop to buy these shirts from BTW.


FYI I am de-linking Little Green Footballs blog. So if you need to go to Little Green Footballs blog find a ling there from some where else because their isnt a link here any more.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Real Name

I been tormented for a long time about how some other blogers are comeing out of the closet (proverbial) and blogging under there real name. Some say that the way to be recognized as a seriuos mainstream blogger is to only blog under your real name but I have not done that in the past for a variety of reasons:
  • Stalkers: I dont mind if hot chicks stalk me but there is also lots of weird guys out there and I'm not into that scene
  • Neocon violence: I have been threatened many times in the past for holding controversial viewpoints (hard hitting)
  • Religous intolerants: I worry that some of those other religions might be anti progressive and target me for undo persecution
All of those are valid reasons if I do say so myself but now that their is hope and change I can no longer live in fear and so for that reason I am going to start bloging with my own name.

Its true. My name is realy not Dean04Prez. Also its not NotJakeTapper and its def not Stop the Neocons Blog Guy.

My REAL real name will be in my profile just in case you wondered.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Not Fair

In retroscept, its not really fair that while drafting at #4 in a 10 team league I was still able to get Chris Johnson, Calvin Johnson and Randy Moss with my first 3 picks.

Its like highway robbery.

Friday, September 04, 2009

Progressives: Stop Evoking Jesus

You know what?

When progressives are losing a fight about health care reform it is unseemly to evoke Jesus.

Remember how we dismiss and ridicule neocons because they stubbornly hang on to their guns and their religion? Well if we do that, then playing the Jesus card might appear to some moderates as hypocritical.

It gives cynical neocon claims that progressives are politicizing Jesus merit and opens the door for neocons to argue that progressives dont know how to talk to conservatives. They could argue that progressives are so far removed from middle America (which is what they refer to them selves as) that they think if they evoke Jesus, neocons will listen.

The dialog is so predictable:

Neocons: "We dont want public options!"
Progressives: "Its for your own good" (which argument might also cause an astute neocon to say: "I am an adult, I will decide whats for my own good).
Neocons: "We have a zillion dollars deficit we cant afford this"
Progressives: "What would Jesus do?" (this is where they screw up)
Neocons: "Jesus would heal the sick!"
Progressives: *bite off finger*

***It should be noted that some times even the most passionate progressive is sometimes prone to bouts of cannibalism. Those progressives represent the minority and we dont condone that even though the other guy hit first.