Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Light Blogging

I havent done to many posts in the last week or so.

Monday, May 11, 2009

What the Supreme Court needs is this

What it (Supreme Court) needs to fill it's upcoming vacancy is some one who can be well spoken and energetic. A gifted orator and skilled states man.

Now I know the smart money is on Michelle Obama to being named to the Supreme Court and that would be awesom to because it would bring modern fashion into the mix as well. We would have the most stylish Supreme Court in the whole country. But still she (Michelle)(Obama) is *my* second choice because as cool as she would be, their is one betterL

Howard Dean

He has all the tools and experience: energetic, gifted orater and best of all he is real progressive (like me).

Think on that one for a while.

Sunday, May 10, 2009


Did you see all the mouse turds on Kevin LaFontaines floor?

I bet when he seas that I posted that picture he will be SUPer embarassed!1


Did you ever notice that people say excoriated or excoriating on blogs all the time but nobody ever says it in real life?

Its weird.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Big Things

Big changes at Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine blog.

Their is like 3 new updates today already.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Need Help

I'm confused. May have a problem with my calendar.

Its one I made myself. Instead of buying at the store because Im broke pretty much all the time now. No thanks to Bush.

Last year May 4th was Sunday. This year today its Monday. How the hell can this be?

My only guess is is that I put an extra day in one of my months prior to this one.

Again Let Search Engine Results Steer Topics (Here)

Apparently neocons are having problems geting jobs now that Bush is out of the whitehouse. As evidence I have is that one neocon found this blog by searching: "Right Wing Nut Jobs". And instead of going to or craigslist he came here. So hear are some suggestions for jobs for right wing nuts:
  • Landscaping: Perfect for right wing nuts because they dont have to be able to read. Just work a shovel and maybe promote to lawn mower.
  • Steel: Any thing you have to work with steel to do is perfect for right wing nuts. They call it fabricating because that sounds like a skill but its really just means building things. Anyone can do that. Plus the steel industry is being increasingly gay friendly to which all right wing nuts can appreciate.
  • Food Services: Because they have no skills or education, food services (Burger Kings) are perfect for right wing nuts. Not only can they get by without reading but theirs no math involved either. They just have to know what a burger looks like and push the coresponding button on the cashier screen. Counting is a plus. Also if their is a tragic grease accident, its no big deal because its just another right wing nut.
  • Cops: The cops are a great place for right wing nuts because they get to play with guns which right wing nuts love to do. The downside and reason they shouldnt be given jobs here is that cops are always visible and when they beat up on minoritys its all over the news and people think that there representaive of our population as a whole.
  • Tammy Bruce: Shes a poser and a right wing nut. Anyone could be her.

I hope this helps. Its not all the way comprehensive but should help steer some right wing nuts into jobs.

I have been remissed

I just realized that this blog (STNB(B)) has not been as complimentary to President Obama as it shoudl be. We (here) are not lavishing praise upon Him like we should and for that I have been remissed. Allow me to share this poem (ode) to Him and hope that I can make it all good in time.

Praise Obama, from whom all blessings flow
Keeper of are hearts
Protecter of libertys flame(s)
Winner of last elections
He is are president now, about this you (should) already know

His smile is enchanting just like that one reporter said
His ears, they hardly stick out at all
So what if his wife has expensive shoes
You cant judge a man by his wifes shoes
With the neocons up in arms, progressives are having a ball

So with this poetry, Mr Obama
We here at STNB(B) blog say
That were glad you are President now
Because Bush's failed presidentsy was no picnic
We love what your doing to are country now. Keep telling those neocons "yo mama".

Thats from the heart.