Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Notable missing from The Queens I-Pod

I notice ont he list of tunes are President gave to the Queen (of England) on her IPod there is some notable omissions:
  • Nothing from Culture Club which was the biggest band ever from (not so) Great Britain
  • Nothing from Slade which featured the one guy who went on to ACDC
I'm not sure what other bands came from (not so) great Britian, probaly nothing significant. But in order to promote more better (not so) great British understand of American culture, I would sugest the Queen download the following songs from limewire (or somewhere else)(it can be free if she knows where to look):
  • "Symphony of Destruction" by Metallica
  • "Monday Night Football theme" by Hank Williams (I forget which one. Are we on Hank Williams II or III or IV now?)
  • "MmmmBop" by Hanson (Still a great song after all these years)
  • "Liar" by Rollins Band (featuring that dude from the movie with the other guy from Bill & Ted)
  • "Humpty Hump" by one of those DJs that use to wear big clocks and a big fake nose
  • Some thing about Cop Killas by Ice-T
  • "Beer Barrel Polka" by Weird Al Yankovic
  • That Quiet Riot song where the dude sings " I wanna kiss her lips not the ones on her face"
  • "Ballad of Snoopy vs The Red Baron" by the QUeens Repulbican Guard
  • "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy (original Spock)
I dont thing we need to start another charitable vendture because all these songs can be got for free from the internet but she (Queen) should totaly look into these classics of American music.

ADDITION: Also if the Queen of wanted, if she got one of those new IPods that show movies and pictures etc, she could totaly put some pr0n on it too.

2 comments:

Anon. said...

how about the band Queen (apparent inspiration for your mustache).. did he put any of their old songs on the ipod? Bohemian Rhapsody(?) with the clip of it from Wayne's world. Hey, he could even put all of wayne's world on it and then the queen would start saying "schwing" in her very fetching quaint accent when she finds someone (like obama) attractive.

Well, maybe he didn't put any movies on it but c'mon, giving an ipod to the queen! And Engraved, no less! Bush would never have given anything so thoughtful. If he had, I'd never be bad-mouthing him. I'd say: "For once, Bush did something right. More than right: Beautiful even".

Anon.

Anon. said...

oh, and 'god save the queen'. a glaring and obvious omission (he's a busy guy)

Anon.