Thursday, March 05, 2009

President Obama To Meet The Queen (of England)

What a tremendous honour!!@!

I bet the following DVDs will be included in her collectors set:

  1. Diary of a Mad Black Woman
  2. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
  3. Dolemite
  4. Adventures In Babysitting
  5. Wall Street
  6. Mr. Bean's Holiday
  7. Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
  8. Dumb & Dumber
  9. White Chicks
  10. The Devils Rejects
  11. A Fish Called Wanda
  12. 28 Days Later
  13. Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
  14. Dorf on Golf
  15. Play Misty for Me
  16. Flashdance
  17. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
  18. Scanners
  19. D. C. Cab
  20. D2: The Mighty Ducks
  21. Frankenpenis
  22. Universal Soldier
  23. Soul Food
  24. Highlander 2
  25. Mr. Nanny

This list is sort of a suggestion too because I heard one time the queen (of England) is a huge fan of movies.

14 comments:

Two Dogs said...

It better have DC Cab in it! That is the best Mr. T movie ever. If you leave that one out, it's like you called the Queen's mother a whore.

Dean04Prez said...

For once I agree with you. D.C.Cab was a treasure of American cinema

Anon. said...

Ummm.

Anon.

stoorat said...

A fine list by any standards, but what about cinematic classics like "Tittie Committee" and "Forrest Hump?"

Dean04Prez said...

Frankenpenis represents those genres

Anon. said...

I note you say 'genres' (plural) as opposed to using the singular form. That's kind of interesting. It means stoorat's 2 films each represent a separate genre.. Are tittie movies an actual genre in their own right and do films about humping in forests form their own sub-genre? That seems too facile. Please explain further.

+ who the fuck is DcCab?

Embaressed to even point out my ignorance so I'll sign this with a psuedonym,

3 Cats.

Two Dogs said...

Please no one respond to the obviously UNCULTURED 3 cats person. It's just like someone farted in Mass.

Dean04Prez said...

What does farts in massachusets have to do with this movie list?

Anyways to the other question:

'Tittie Committee' was a ground breaking docudrama about the seedy world of back alley breast augmentation (enlargements) in the 1970s.

'Forrest Hump' was a biographical about a crippled camel at a boys home in Oklahoma.

'Frankenpenis' is about some dude who had a penis.

Clearly 3 different genres.


My question to you, "3 Cats": Are you realy 'Two Dogs' and just embarassed because you didnt know this?

Anon. said...

ahh thanks!
forest hump sounds rather tragic but what genre does it belong to? Crippled camels, crippled animals generally, any hunchback, anyone with some kind of difficulty in a children's home?? Plz clarify. I don't want to make a fool of myself at parties, spouting off about genres I'm unclear about.

3 cats.

p.s How could I be two dogs when I'm 3 cats? FYI, He'd never need to ask questions the way I do. I'm definitely not(!) two dogs.

Dean04Prez said...

Im just thinking that Two Dogs wouldnt want us to know if he didnt know something.

Two Dogs said...

Naw, if I don't know, I find out, so the not knowing doesn't last long.

Anon. said...

Hi. Just following up on my previous query. I really want to find out.

3 cats.

Dean04Prez said...

'Forrest HUmp' belongs in the biographical documentary genre along side other important bio flicks like: 'Farenheit 911', 'The Queen', and 'Deep Throat'.

Dean04Prez said...

ALSo FYI, DC cab was that movie with Hulk Hogan, MR. T and that dude who was Ricky Linderman. It was about some cab drivers who rip the doors off cabs and it helped rocket Hulk Hogan to superstardom.