Missed Appointment

I totally intended to participate in this great opportunity for community activism but I was not able to make it due to a appointment with my paroll officer. It was a long story which I have not yet told but whats most important to remember (morale of the story) is their is never a good reason to be at the park and naked, even if your so called friends set you up and then stole your clothes then laugh at you not being able to leave the rest room until after dark and a county sheriff "just happens" to drive by before you can run all the way home.