Visual proof that I'm AM NOT Jake Tapper

This is a photo essay.

In the first photo you see one Mr. Jake Tapper who is like the senior news guy at abc news. Hes very handsome. Indeed, if I was a chick, I would totally do him. Also well dressed with a tie that says "I am powerful but you need not fear me".

Jake Tapper

In the second photo you see what is suppose to be not a police sketch of me (which is not available at Taylorsville PD for $25 if you have forms filled out). BTW it totaly doesnt look like me.

NOTJakeTapper

Now if you super impose the sketch of me that totaly doesnt look like me and put me (photo) on top of Jake Tapper, then adjust opacity 20% you begin to already see the subtle differences:

20% Opacity

Already it is plane to see that Jake Tapper does not have a killer 'stache like I got (finaly came in 2 years ago). Now adjusting opacity another 20% the differences become more profound:

40% Opacity

As you can see above, Jake Tapper doesnt even seem to be looking at the camera any more, whereas my gaze is more piercing and enigmatic. Also are eyebrows dont even match up. Add another 20% opactiy:

60% Opacity

Hear at 60% opacity it becomes obvious to even the untrained eye, which we call it the "lay eye" in the business, that Jake Tapper parts his hair way different than I do. However, in all fairness, are lips match almost perfect. Again, if he was a chick I would think are lips our a match made in heaven.

80% Opacity

As show above, when the two photos are adjust to 80% opactity for illustration purposes only you can clearly see that although my killer 'stache would look great on Jake Tapper and are ears and necks are near perfect match it is obvious that I am not Jake Tapper. Its what I have been saying all along.

100% Opacity

As you can see above, the only similarity between me (not Jake Tapper) and Jake Tapper (Jake Tapper) is that I would look real good in his suit. That is where the similaritys end and THAT, is why I am not Jake Tapper.

Hopefully this photo essay will put all those rumours to bed. (metaphorically)

Injustice

The big question hear is:

HOW is MATTHEW YGLESIAS on this list when Im not?

Maybe my ISP screwed up my email (address) again.

Dispel Some Rumours

I heard their is/was a rumour going on around the blog world about me and this blog, etc.

Just to clear the air: I am NOT ABC News senior correspondent Jake Tapper.

I honestly dont know how these things get start. Just because are writing style and political leanings are so similar doesnt mean I am him. Nor he me.

So in closing, plz remeber: I am NOT Jake Tapper.


UPDATE: Apparenty this rumor has legs so to speak. In case you were confused: its not "I am IS Jake Tapper", its: "I am NOT Jake Tapper".

UPDATE 3/26: Their is still some confusion about I am not Jake Tapper. Therefore I am (Temporary) changing my handle (not my real name, btw) to NOTJakeTapper.

Blog Update

Their was no updates (here) for the last 2 days.

Proof of Neocon Manipulation of American Minds

These "Tea Party" protests that there having (where I will probably be martyred on April 15 TBA). Well, if you want proof of the power of the neocons have to manipulate people, ask youself this: How come their are no Tea Party protests in other countrys? How come just America?

Other countrys protested the USA vs Iraq War (which was wrong).

Other countrys protested Bu$h destroying the world economy.

How come other countrys arent protesting President Obama's economic plans for the USA?

Because the neocons are still stirring up the pot here (probaly to try to derail President Obamas Presidentsy).

States still trying to curtail individual rights.

I think in cases like this where individual civil rights are threatened, it is the duty of the Federal government to step in on behalf of the individual and say: "Hey, not on are watch!"

Announcement

I will be crashing the April 15 "Tea Party" protest in SLC on a date to be announced.

I fully expect to be assaulted and possibly killed by neocons during this rally. It is my hope that my martyrdom will be a catalyst for real change in Utah.

If their is any neocons that want to have a fair fight instead of killing me in a mob frenzied bloodbath, please let me know ahead of time. I will totaly kick your ass one on one.


I will be the one handing out "Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine" bumper stickers.

The Comparisons Really Arent Fair

One thing that realy chaps my hide today in scouting out the neocons blog world is there self-rightous up in arms attitude about President Obamas PERCEIVED gaffe on The Late Show with Jay Leno.

They (neocons) are all like: "He should not be on TV (Leno) when he has to be busy fixing Bush's wrecked economy"

And then they are all like: "He shouldnt be making fun of people with mental disabilitys/disorders/diseases/etc."

Just basicaly being opportunist at the expense of post-Bush reconcilliation. Well I have a news for you! Hear at STop The Neocons 2009 Blog, we wont have any of that because here (STN2009) we CONFRONT neocon fascism because nothing makes *THAT* die faster than shetting the light of day on it.

With that said, I am calling out the neocons on this picture (because it seems to be the theme of the day):


Let me be blunt with just 3 words: This is not very helpful!

A Project I would do if I was a neocon

Some neocon writes (about a progressive writing to him):

"The sobering new deficit projections deliver a stark message that the
economy is in even worse shape than was previously thought. It also underscores
the urgent need to pass the bold initiatives on healthcare, education, energy
and the economy laid out the President's budget.

If I was a neocon and wanted to give back to progressives (like minds one and all) what they did to Bushs failed presidency / policies, I would take the line here on health care and make a new web site.

I would call it "thereisnocrisis.com". But since their really is a health care crisis this time, petty and passive-aggressive acts like that are just not helpful.

That website number should be available, btw.

Big News Over at Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog

I just posted a new story about my nemesis which will give you a peak inside his mind of madness. You DO NOT want to miss out on this information.

US Navy Special Olympics Fleet

They (Navy) usualy drive there boats pretty good, but once in a while their is a wreck. Like what happened today:

A U.S. Navy submarine collided with a Navy amphibious ship Friday in the
Strait of Hormuz, mildly injuring 15 sailors, according to the commander of the
U.S. Fifth Fleet.
The submarine, the USS Hartford, collided with the USS New
Orleans about 1 a.m. in the strait, which runs between Iran and the Arabian
Peninsula. It is one of the busiest commercial routes for oil tankers.

Driving the boat may seem like the Special Olympics but really there's more too it than that.

A Quote That Bares Repeating

In light of this allegation and the ongoing attempts by the neocons to paint are President (Obama) as some kind of buffoon (which is not fair), I am choosing to make a stand and stand by this statement by a noteable member of the Stop The Neocons community.

The DVD's were a better gift than the bomber jacket that Bush gave Brown, the Helicopters kind of go with the jacket.

I am certain that some trolls who always try to come to this blog and shoot down/misinterpretate anything said by progressive will have something unhelpful to say about this. In reply (preemptive), I would like to say that the author of that quote (above) is like a brother to me and is a valuable and upstanding member of this (STN2009) community.

So dont go giving him any guff (if you are a neocon troll).

Mistakes were made

Like many Americans today I felt a twinge when I heard that Presdent Obama made a gaffe with is teleprompter.

Yeah it was relatively embarassing (not like Bush). But images like this arent helpful or condusive to reconcilliation:

Turning Good Out of Bad

Because of the over whelming supportive response to Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine blog and massive revenue generate by that site I have decided to dontate all profits to my Target Gift Cards for Gordon Browns Children Project charity.

This way, even tho Kevin LaFontaine totaly screwed me over, some good can still come out of this unfortunate mess.

Its the best of both worlds. I get revenge (sweet) on Kevin LaFontaine and Gordon Browns' children get some gift cards to go shop at Target whenever they want!

Hot Blog Chicks Bracket: 3rd Match

In these trying economic times it is important to remember that this dude is a dork. Also it is important to keep are eyes on the prize and remember that even tho Kevin LaFontaine is a dick, we can still have a hot blog chicks bracket.



So updated bracket loks like this:


Also I want to take a line or two to note that yesterdays light blogging was because I was busy getting my life back together.

NEW BLOG

Kevin LaFontaine has force my hand!

He has gave me no choice but to activate the Don't Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog.


Now the whole world will be able to see what a DICK he is.

(pardon the harsh language)

Twitter: A Valuable Resource

If their are any other prgressives out there who have not got on twitter yet, I have news for you. You should. It is a invaluable resource for like-minded progressives like myself to network and communicate in real-time. This is what (sample) you could be doing:

meanolmeanyFrom Aug '97, who balanced the budget? Cato says, Ronald Reagan.

Dean04Prez@meanolmeany Um. Ronald Reagan wasnt even president in 1997. Your facts are way off the money.

ZING! (btw)

Dean04PrezBad news. President Obama has ruled out giving DVDs to the queen. This is a gaffe. How does Gordon Brown rate DVDs when the queen doesnt?

Blue Rays is still a possibility I think.

Dean04Prezhttp://tinyurl.com/b9jd4z (via @addthis) Get onboard before the yurt bubble bursts.

"Yurt" is like a tent but made of wood and fits stuff inside it.

maxinewatersThe only thing that will save this country is an end to the crazy belief that business drives the economy.

Like minds think alike!

maxinewatersThe sooner we get $$, guns & voting rights out of the hands of the least deserving (bourgeoisie) & into good hands (Party) the better.

Dean04Prez@maxinewaters AGREED! Red staters shouldnt be allowed to vote!

maxinewaters@Dean04Prez Oh, let them think it counts... we have the census now, colleges, media, blocs, Exec., Leg., & Judic. branches are ours!

None of us flyover states should be allowed to vote unless we are voting FOR the most progressive thing/person/guy/chick.

maxinewatersIn honor of St. Patrick's Day, I will not express how much I hate Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and other bourgeois Fascist Micks.

Dean04Prez@maxinewaters Yeah! F&$@ the Scots!

This barb at the Scotlandish people on there national holiday was not wholly intended. I just got caght up in the moment.

Update

Blogging will be light today because I need to time to get my life back in order.

Scheduled Live Blog: Earth Hour

On March 28 at 830pm to 930pm I plan to live blog Earth Hour to help raise awareness of Earth Hour.

So unless something comes up, I will do that according to plan.

Also, FYI, blogging will be light today while I get my life back in order.

Misleading

Some guy named Victor Davis Hanson (no relation to Hanson) is being very deceptive / misleading with subtle plays on words. A very clever play but paper thin.

The old campaign snicker that a naïve McCain really believed that a
then-stronger economy is "fundamentally sound" is now the new Obama gospel about a far weaker one.

It was weaker BEFORE the crash. NOw it hit rock bottom and is stronger.

There are to be no more earmarks in spite of 8,000-plus new ones.

Um. There was no more earmarks AFTER the last ones. Not before.

A $3.6 trillion-dollar budget is proof of commitment to financial
responsibility; the remedy of Bush’s borrowing profligacy is to increase the
deficit from $500 billion to $1.7 trillion.

If Bu$h didnt already MAKE a $500 billion defecit, it wouldnt be $1.7 trillion now!. It would only be $700 billion..


You have to have catlike mental reflexes to catch the neocons subtle play on words (new tactic).


INCIDENTALLY: Blogging will be light today while I sort my life back into order.

NEW BRACKET?

Stoorat (father of Hot Blog Chicks Bracket) is thinking that we should vote on who is hot (instead of bracket).

Between:

1. Alison Zlotow
2. Right Wing Sparkle chick
3. Mad Max

I dont know if their is any way to come to a consensus here.

Light blogging today

Blogging (my) will be light today because of recent events (which I am sorry everyone has to know about now) has caused me to have to put my life back together! I am thinking about dropping out of school and moving back home (parents house). If you have been following me (not stalk) for some time you know that my home situation is not ideal. And it only got worse because my mom is doing prescription drugs now.

So any ways blogging will be light today.

ULTAMATUM

This blog post is only for KEVIN LAFONTAIN who I KNOW is reads this blog. Everyone else should just but out.

Dear Kevin,

Those pictures you put on the cork board in the laundry room were
PRIVATE. They were strictly for my ADULT social networking service.
Thats why I dont have them FRAMED everywhere in my room (private). I thing
you should be ADULT about it and give me back my stick.

If you dont give it back (put under my door or leave by my car, IDC which
(thb) I will start a NEW blog about how people should not give you jobs or
trust you in any way. Youre name will be TOTALLY trashed. I promise you
you will be crawling back to me on your hands/knees to beg me to stop trashing
your name before its over.

I cant believe it has come to this. Really.

Apologize

OMG

I am so embarassed!


This started out with good intentions (find hottest blog woman). But because I did/was not proof reading I have just found out that I have been perpetraded! AND I know exactly how it happened:

See I am not what is noun in the business as a "graphic designer" per say. SO when I need work done that involved drawing or art (making banners for blog, etc) I always have to have someone do the tech work. In other words, its MY vision but someone helps me realize it by put it in JPG.

Well, as always I enlistd the help of one KEVIN LaFONTAINE (downstairs and across breezeway in 4C) to hlep because I **THOUGHT** I could count on him.

I'LL HONESETLY NEVER TRUST ANYONE AGAIN!!

He does'nt know how damageing this is to my hard earned credability because I put my words on that there would be integrity in this bracket system. But as it turns out him and probaly Kenny Pollack (if I had to guess) took my vision of a fair and balance judgement of hot blog chicks and made a MOCKARY of it!

I wanted hard-hitting, honest comparison of the merits and qualificasions of these hot babes and what they delivered was TOTLA B_ _ _ S_ _ _ about doilys! AND underwear! I am so mad right now I am shakeing. It was suppose to be SO easy for them! All they had to do was transcripe my notes to the image / layout!

ALSo thinking that if my own best (former) friends (I thought) could do this to me maybe I am disallusioned about every thing. Maybe I should'nt be bloging about neocon perfidys. Maybe I should be going to town meethings and become more involve din my local communit instead of so involved in the world community. I have to rethink my prioritys!

Its really messed up that I can still here them laughing at me (at the moment).

UPDATE: ITS MY OWN STUPID FAULT. I shuold have PROOFREAD it! DAMN. Also I think hey made a copy of my thumb/flash drive thing. Not sure tho.

UPDATE 2: THATS KEVIN LAFONTAINE (not sure of spelling tbh) and KENNY POLLACK and there in UTAH. IF you want to spam there emails or send prank calls PLEASE DO SO!

UPDATE 3: Is there any lawyers out there that blog or are reading this that can tell me if I have some legal recourses for this? Their is no WAY that fraud (which is a crime last time I checked) like this can be legal.

Now Their is Hope AGAIN

In these trying economic times it is important to remember that I just finished counting/tabulating the scores on the second entry in that one Hot Blog Chicks bracket thing I was doing before. Its real hard work btw. I need to try some different formating or something for the next one (maybe tomorrow or Tuesday).

Its real troubling that neocons are comng out on top again but in this one instance it could not be helped because none of the hot progressive woman blog have come up yet (completely random)(useing 16 side dice to determine who to do next).

Hot blog chicks: Plz remeber that if you want a consolation prize for losing you just have to decide were we are going to hook up.

Bad News

I was going to put the next entry in the Hot Blog Chicks Bracket here before I found out some terrible news.

That one guy who played Hellboy: has died.

Ron Silver: You'll be missed.

Vile

Hate speech.

Possible Mel Gibson Sighting!

Who's to say?



H/T Tim Blair

Now Their is Hope!

In these trying economic times it is important to always have hope. And also something to look forward to.

So to keep up the hope, I am excite to announce that the first Battle of the Hot Blog Chicks bracket battle is finished and ready to be posted on here just as soon as I post it here later this afternoon.

Teaser: It was a hard fought battle between Michelle Malkin and Finding Miss Amy blog.

UPDATE: Here it is (results) and updated bracket standings. If you cant read at low resolution, click on the image and it will get real big in another window. (Warning: real real big)




UPDATE 2: Also FWIW (for what its worth) the new picture of me (in my profile) is not actually a real police sketch which was not provided by Taylorsville Police Department who were not complying with the Freedom of Information Act when they did not require me to submit a GRAMA (goverment records management act) request without $25 processing fee just for s stupid poorly rendered picture that doesnt even look like me. So get them thoughts out of your head, plz.

Grim Anniversary

Before I almost forgot, Monday (16th March) is a gim aniversary/milestone.

It was 6 years ago from Monday, 16 March 2009 that Rachel Corrie was gunned down by Israel bulldozers because she was trying to save some Palestainian homes.

As is the case every year, I have to remind everyone as this grim milestone approaches that THIS IMAGE (animated gif) is completely inappropriate and not befitting a enlightened society

UPDATE: Having image uploading problems

Hot Blog Chicks Bracket Q&A

I know there is a lot of confusion about this bracket thing which was put together just this morning, the brain child of me and "stoorat" (not real name, I think) so hear is some Q&A about questions you may have:

Q: Is this all the hot chicks on the internet?
A: No. There is lots of hot chicks on the internet these days but there was no way I could fit them all on one bracket system. So all the hot chicks weren't included. Just the ones with blogs.

Q: Which chicks are hot but not blogger(s)? (examples please)
A: Patti Russo is hot but myspace is not blogs. Its more nlike SOCIAL NETWORKINg. Alison Zlotow is also hot but again, Facebook is not blogs. Gretchen Carr and Laurie Dhue are hot news chicks, but news isnt blogs.

Q: How was the seedings determined?
A: I arbitrarily put t hem on the bracket in the order on which they occurred to me that the blog chick on the bracket was pretty hot.

Q: So their is not any kind of preconceived seeding?
A: No because who knows how these things work anyways.

Q: Why isnt their guy blogs on this list?
A: Because this is about hot chicks. Not dudes. Sicko.

Q: What happens with the one who is the winner when this bracket thing is all over?
A: I'm glad I asked this. The winner gets:

1. A matching donation from me (up to $40) to the Target Gift Cards For Gordon Brown's Children project which I started on this blog. The rules are that simple. The winner only has to donate $40 to TGCFGBC and I will do the same.
2. A link on this blog.
3. Also they (winner) can put the Target Gift Cards For Gordon Brown's Children project banner on there blog (maybe on the top or side like right below there profile).
4. We could totaly hook up. If you want. No pressure.
5. It could be like one or two (or three) nights of magic.

If there is more that a winner could need I will include it here later.

Q: Is their integrity inherent in this bracket system?
A: Ya.

Q: What about links to the entrants so that everyone can check them out before hand?
A: Okay. In no preconceived order:

1. Right Wing Sparkle blog
2. Arianna Huffington blog
3. Dr. Helen blog
4. Offended Blogger blog
5. Incoherent Ramblings blog
6. The Hussy Housewife blog
7. Michelle Malkin blog
8. Finding Miss Amy blog
9. SondraK blog
10. Rosie O'Donell blog
11. Extra-Extra blog
12. Mountaineer Musings blog
13. Dooce blog
14. Blue Gal in a Red State blog
15. Rachel Lucas blog
16. Neo-Neocon blog
    

So if their is any more questions, please answer them here.

GREAT IDEA for apolitical fridays.

Stoorat had a real good idea for a change which he said on this post.

Because its March now and evryone is worried about brackets and stupid stuff like that instead of our economy and two wrong wars, we should totaly go against the flow and have a bracket for hot blog chicks to find out which one is hot. I got in excel and made the bracket (hard work) and now I just have to get some URLs to some hot chicks blogs and then its all set to go.



UPDATE 1: You will notice their is only 16 Hot Blog Chicks on this bracket. Thats because their is only like 18 or so that blog and some of them isnt active enough.

UPDATE 2: I just realize d that you (readers) can print this up and follow from home (if you have a printer)(or access).

Hot

Check out this neocon blog woman. She's is WAY hot!

If you had a hot contest with Dooce blog woman and Offended Blogger blog woman and Neocon Sparkle woman, Neocon Sparkle woman would win by an aesthetically superior landslide.

I mean she is still a neocon and wrong about most things but she is HOT.

You Know That one Tom Clancy Book

The book about how the "terrorists" come to America and are shooting up malls and allegedly killing people etc?

Well in that story, their was like 1-2 malls where the so-call terrorists failed becase the armed populace rised up and fought back at the "terrorist" because they had so many guns (concealed carry). In hte story, the mall in Utah was University Mall in provo where there plan did not work.

Well, its guys like this dude who keep Provo safe from "terrorists" in Tom Clancys book.

Agree with 1138 Dude

As always, that blog guy 1138 (not his real name) hits the nail right on the head over at that goth blog "Shadow Lands" with his money quote:

The populations relocated from Katrina and the Pacific Tsunami's are environmental refugees. Change is already past the point of no return.

The time for action is to late for us now. We are already past the point of no return! The NEOCONS wont tell you this because they just want to keep having wars and giving money to ISREAL! There spin machine keeps telling you that the PACIFIC TSUNAMI'S was made by earthquakes under the sea! YEah RIGHT! Who ever heard of a eartquake under the sea!!! HAHAAHA Come to think of it, the proof that the refugees from Katrina are enviromental refugees is in the fact that they are refugees! Whoever heard of people being refugees from any other hurricanes before?

When will you NEOCONSERVATIVES wake up and smell the coffee/roses? Its to late for change.

I for one thing that 1138 dude just opened a can of whup ass on the neocon movement. Its totaly like a coming out party for him!

1138: YOU HAVE ARRIVED!!!

I'm totaly going to link you're blog now.

Wondering

I was just thinking: Is their any way Heath Ledger could win another Ocsar next year?

I think their was another movie he did before Mary-Kate Olsen murdered him.

Economy Problems: I Predicted it Last Year

Over here at STN2008 blog I am not one to toot on my own horn too much but it is amusing that the neocons are fretting over the economy so much. I knew it was in the tanker over a year ago and predicted what would happen (bad economy stuff) and what needed to happen to change it (elect Obama / Hope / Change).

I can totaly see it now. When Obama is elect President the neocons will blame him for Bush wrecking the economy and stock market. He (Obama) (if I may be so bold to offer advice) should start work right away on figureing out a way to help the econmy. Maybe some thing like a "stimulus package" which woudl pump money into are economy.

If they had just listen to me, we wouldnt be in this fine pickle we are in now.

(bold face (type) added for emphasis -mine)

Terrifying News

That Shadow Lands blog has some real terrifying news about a impending glut of refugees that are impending soon.

My question is why is this news being supressed in the USA?

Or is it? Apparently it is also being leaked that their is only like 100 months left to save the planet!

100 MONTHS! Thats only one Obama Presidency plus a month or two of afterglow.

This is worse than anyone knows.

Admission

Ok, I'm admit that President Mrs. Obama's gift to Gordon Brown's ( President of England) children (2 boys) was kind of cheesy, but in his / her defense, President Obama is really burning the midnight oil trying to fix Bu$hies shattered economy.

And President Obama has said that we all really need to do are part to make this thing work.

So I was thinking of maybe helping (pitch in) to get some thing nice for Gordon Brown's children on behalf of all the people (especially like minded progressives like myself) of the USA. I was thinking of maybe some Target gift cards.

If you think this would be a great idea (if I say so myself) like that time I sent Green Day CDs to Palestinian children charitys, please say so.

Lets get this thing off the ground!

UPDATE: I am so excite about this project that I went ahead and made a new banner for it so lest get the word out!



UPDATE 3/9/2009 I redid the logo for this campaign from scratch because its important for it to show sincerity

President Obama To Meet The Queen (of England)

What a tremendous honour!!@!

I bet the following DVDs will be included in her collectors set:

1. Diary of a Mad Black Woman
2. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
3. Dolemite
   
4. Adventures In Babysitting
   
5. Wall Street
   
6. Mr. Bean's Holiday
   
7. Don't Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
8. Dumb & Dumber
   
9. White Chicks
10. The Devils Rejects
11. A Fish Called Wanda
    
12. 28 Days Later
    
13. Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
    
14. Dorf on Golf
    
15. Play Misty for Me
    
16. Flashdance
    
17. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
    
18. Scanners
    
19. D. C. Cab
    
20. D2: The Mighty Ducks
    
21. Frankenpenis
    
22. Universal Soldier
    
23. Soul Food
    
24. Highlander 2
    
25. Mr. Nanny
    

This list is sort of a suggestion too because I heard one time the queen (of England) is a huge fan of movies.

If They Played Warcraft

Bu$h would be a Death Knight

Tom Coburn would be a Fiscally Responsible Elf.

Movies

I some times like to imagine what I would do in someones elses shoes.

Like, if I was that Brown guy from England and President Obama gave me like 25 DVD's (which is real generous really......most I ever get on my birthday is like 2 or 3) I would be all like:

"WOW, DUDE! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME OVER SOME TIME AND WATCH MOVIES!"


Then I wonder if President Obama came over to watch movies, what would I have to munch on?

Do British people like Pringles?


I also wonder if the Brown's got to sleep on a futon or a foldaway bed when they visited President Obama and his family, or if they just stayed at the Best Western. If I was President Obama, I would be all like:

"You guys can sleep on the futon if you want or we could get a sleeping bag on the floor and watch movies all night."

Keep It In Perspective

Being a life long progressive in a RED state (Utah) I have learned that in order to reason with people, especially neocons who are typically unreasonable (also poor hygiene, uneducate, rednecks, preconceived notions, etc) it is important to have a spirit of give and take. Because they are entirely predictable, you (progressive, like me) can enter into a discussion and just like "throw" them a "bone" and when they think you cede ground they let their guard down and you (progressive) end up winning the arguement (always happens when you follow this simple startegy).

I tell you (reader) that to tell you this story. See, the neocon blog world is all up in arms about this story where Robert Gibbs (not sure, I tink he's President Obama's MAIN secretary) totally laid the smack down on some reporter who was all like: "Obama needs to stop his agenda because the market is collapsed!".

Anyways, that instapundit guy (Blog) has the video that started this whole uproar. Its really long winded. So is the video. But here is where the exercise in give and take comes in. See, I will concede to the neocons that Okay, the stock market appears to be in some kind of slump now. I just threw them (neocons) a bone.

There I said it. The stock market APPEARS to be in some kind of slump (not that I think anyone really knows the reason).

Now, if there is a reasonable neocon out there (yah right hahhaha) and we were to engage in a level-headed (rational) discussion they will be like: "Yeah, it really looks like a possible slump".

Then I would say something like what President Obama's MAIN secretary said:

"I'm not entirely sure what he's pointing to to make some of the statements," said Gibbs. "And you can go back and look at any number of statements he's made in the past about the economy and wonder where some of the back-up for those are too."

When pressed further by Costello, Gibbs said, "If you turn on a certain program it's geared to a very small audience. No offense to my good friends, or friend at CNBC. But the President has to look out for the broader economy and the broader population."

Then I will point out that their comparisons to that one guy from the Iraq War who everyone made fun of (ILLUSTRATION ABOVE) are completely unfair and possibly hurtful.

In theory, the reasonable neocon will then agree and stop propagating that image. I think the dudes name was Baghdad Bob (moniker). Anyways its a good strategy and tried and true. If you (reader) have this conversation, which will probaly come up alot lately, try it out and you will see how good it works and then maybe write up a report and post here. Its really works.

More good News!

This is really is a feel good story. Its really special to see when someone of Snoop (Doggy) Dogg changes over a new leaf and goes from being violent / drugs and joins the Nation of Islam (pbuh).

Snoop Dogg, real name Calvin Broadus, talked about his reasons for joining the religious group in relatively loose terms. "I'm an advocate for peace. I've been in the peace movement ever since I've been making music,"

This is a real enlightning point here because it tells me two (2) things that I had no idea that they are what they were:

1. I TOTALLY did'nt know that his real name (birth name) is CALVIN BROADUS.
   
2. Thats really caught me off guard.

Its nice to know that even if I am not a listener of his music, he has been progressive this whole time. Its like a treat, like when you wake up to go to school and then suddenly remeber that its SATURDAY and you dont have school (unless you have a Saturday class that you totally spaced out) or like when you find a M&M on your desk. Also, he's totally representing.

In short its nice to see some young black guys who decide to renounce there life of violence (drugs / pimping hoes / gang) which I will admit we all did at one time and convert over to Islam. I find it refreshening.

WE're #1!

It seems like because Utah is a bastion of neocondom, we (utah) are always comeing in dead last in everything. LIke math scores. Scholastics. Basketball. Etc.

But now we (Utah) finally got a #1 in something.

Hot Army Chick in the News (MIFL)

Theres this one woman who is in the news (Army woman I think) who is in the news because she does not want to go back to the army with her kids. I think thats the jizt of it.

But the point of the story should be WTF?? That picture she looks like she has fangs.



I mean she is hot. Really hot. I could even say she is a MIFL!! But this picture does her no justice just like Bush did not do her justice when he made her go into the army with her kids.

Really she is totaly hot and if that guy wasn't with her, I'd be all like: "hey, baby".

Chicks with kids are hot because that proofs they put out.

Man Stuffs Cat in Bong

Serious

I had a cat one time that was relly harshing my mellow but instead of putting him in a bong I put him in a laundry bag.

Just a THought

Every one thought that Batman movie with George Clooney and Christina Applegate sucked but I thought it was pretty good.

Special request

I'm noticeing on that feejit thing on the side of this (STN2209) blog that lots of people from China are starting to visit.

If their is a China guy here (visiting) who can recomend a good power leveling service (also secure) and also sells gold at a low low rat of $14.95 ( or maybe less) per million I could realy use that information. You could just spam the inofrmation in comments under this post.

What I am wanting to do is that I have this new gnome toon who is on the cuttig edge of progressive game play. Check ths out. I want him to be all the way to level 80 without useing a weapon in anger or defense. See, my gnome toons whill live my lifestyle too. Also I want lots of gold to redistribute to n00bs.

Clarify

I just looked some thing up and I have to correct a embarassing mistake.

On this post about chicks who want ot get it on because there old (still alive), I mistakely said that Chynna Phillips was in Heart (old 1980s rock & roll band). That information was in error.

Chynna Phillips was not realy in Heart. She was in Wham (other 1980s rock & roll band).

I was totally thinking of Camryn Manheim who is in Heart.

Thats realy embarassing to me because when I started Stop The Neocons2008 blog, I said that atention to details will / would be a hallmark of this blog. I appopligize for this miscommunication.

Racism Primer

Something that is relly pissing me off (pardon language) about the neocons' ongoing boobery about the progressives finally resting control of the White House (Washington) from the Bush-Cheney junta is that they (neocons) are still not over the race issue. Its like I want to shout from the roof/mountain tops: "Dude, its post racial America now, get with the times!!"

They are all like: "When Chimpy Bushitler was dictator, you were all like 'Hes a chimp'".

And progressives are all like: "Yeah, but he was"

And the neocons are like: "Well Bu$h is gone so we want to call Obama a chimp because thats what you did to Bu$h"

But you know what? its not the same. There is two things one needs to consider.

1. Progressives (like minded: IE me) came up with the whole bush = chimp thing. So if you are a neocons and reading this I have one word for you: Come up with your own thing!
2. For a black American, being compared to a chimp is especially hurtful because neocons and rethuglicans are racist by nature.
   

So now because no one els e in the progresive blog world will step up to the plate (most are use to there disent being squashed after 10 long years of the Bushcheneyrove thugocracy) I am going to come out and say it because this is how post racial America has to be (draw the line in plane english).



I know the neocons will be all like: "Thats not fair"

But Im all like: "Whatever dude. It is what it is." Because that (it) is what it is.

Heath Ledger Oscar

I am TOTALLY stoked.

Heath Ledger won the Oscar for Batman. A feat made all the more amazing because Heath Ledger is dead. This is the first time a dead actor ever got an award for Batman. I admit I had tears in my eyes when his uncle accepted the award on his behalf. That's not an endorsement on his uncle by the way. I dont trust that guy. His eyes are shifty.

But looking at the big picture, whats more inspiring is that this moment marked a pivotal moment in gay cinema history. Never before has a actor from Brokeback Mountain ever died and then won a oscar. It may be to early to be calling this, but it has the POTENTIAL to open the door to a new era of enlightenment. It was way more momentous than anyone expected.


Conspicuously absent, by the way, was Mary-Kate Olsen, who appears to have gotten away with murder.

If There is Any 40 Year old Chicks That Want to Hook Up, Please Email Me

A fascinating article here about 40+ women who become total nymphos.

AT 48, Philippa is vivacious, attractive and is having the best sex of her life. "It's quite wonderful," she says. "If you'd told me at 28 that this would be happening, I'd never have believed it."

But there's a catch. "It's great sex, but it's not with my husband. To be absolutely honest, he's the last man on the planet I'd want to have sex with."

Thats frickin' hot!

Philippa is by no means the only 40-something having a great time in the bedroom. In a survey of 2000 women carried out in Britain by Health Plus magazine, 77 per cent said that their sex life was at its best in their 40s; 82 per cent of that age group also said that sex was as important to them as it had ever been. Other surveys echo these conclusions — one carried out in the US, for instance, found that women in their 40s want to have sex more often than younger women.

Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot of women in their 40s seem to share this sense that they suddenly have time to indulge themselves. Having brought up their toddlers, they have more freedom to go out again and relax with their husband, their partner — or indeed, someone else entirely.

Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Quilliam, another key factor in the 40s sexual peak is that this is the age at which we really start railing against the inevitability of death."The menopause rehearses our mortality," she says. "We have to face the fact that we're no longer able to have babies, no longer able to pass on life. We're losing our looks: it's a wake-up call to the fact that we won't go on forever, that one day in the no longer impossibly distant future, we're going to die.

And sex and death are very closely related. Put crudely, we f--- to prove we're alive."

Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I mean HOLY SHIT!! Who Knew?


I do have to disagree with one part. That one chick from Heart (Chynna Phillips) is forty something and she is still SMOKING HOT.

They Say "Man Crush" Like It's A Bad Thing

CNN (Center for Neocon News) just put up this gem:

(CNN) — It has become one of MSNBC host Chris Matthew's most infamous lines of the 2008 presidential election:

"I felt this thrill going up my leg," Matthews said the night Obama resoundingly defeated rival Hillary Clinton in the Virginia and Maryland Democratic primaries.

And former CBS News Correspondent Bernard Goldberg, who has long alleged liberal bias in the media, highlighted that line as indicative of the media's "slobbering" press coverage of candidate Obama during his campaign for the White House.

"That's not commentary, that's a man-crush," Goldberg declared on CNN's Reliable Sources Sunday.

Like THAT's a bad thing!!1

This one hits close to home really. Its especialy hurtful because even I have felt the joy of a throbbing man crush (purely hetero-platonic btw) on occasions. Its perfectly natural / healthy because it (man crush) helps men form ideations about what they want to be and motivates them (us) to strive for that ever elusive masculine ideal.

I Question Thier Patriotism

Some one had to do it. These rabble rousers who are rousing the rabble against President Obama at every turn. Its like he cant do right by any of them (the rabble rousers).

I hearby question their patriotism. If their was a form to do this (make it official) I would be on it in a heart beat.

About Time

All I'm saying is that its about time that someone questioned Mark Steyns patriotism.

His radicla ideas are dangerous along the lines of Ted Nuget and that dude from AC DC (Austrian rock band).

Hot Economy Women on The News

Not sure if this is news (or not) but one thing is without question: That brown haired woman on the clip was/is smokin' hot.

She could TOTALLY crunch MY numbers.

Opinion

I have to tell you now that if Heath LEdger does not win a couple of oscars and a life time achievemet award for his inspiring body of work in Brokeback Mountain, Batman and The Goonies then it will be the worst injustice since that one ElNachie guy didnt get the Nobel Prize.

This is serious!

Missed Appointment

I totally intended to participate in this great opportunity for community activism but I was not able to make it due to a appointment with my paroll officer. It was a long story which I have not yet told but whats most important to remember (morale of the story) is their is never a good reason to be at the park and naked, even if your so called friends set you up and then stole your clothes then laugh at you not being able to leave the rest room until after dark and a county sheriff "just happens" to drive by before you can run all the way home.

Ball Rolling

This website is taking the ball which I got rolling with my frank and honest discussion about is President Obama a neocon. Of course I already got the answer to this question and it makes perfect sense but now they want to have a poll.

Yah right. Like you can ordain someone (President Obama) a neocon simply by popular vote. Thats not how neocondom works.

Its a complicated process.

Chill Out

This dude needs to chill out. Doesnt he know he is talking about treason?!?

UPDATE:

Plus this is racism.

Is President Obama A Neocon?

The big debate raging these days in all the main progressive blogs out their is IS President Obama a neocon? Both sides of this debate are very passionate about there sides of the argument and so far (debate rageing for since the middle of Jan(uary). You have progressives on one side who say that No, President Obama is uneqivocally NOT a neocon. But then progressives on the other side of the isle say that Yes, President Obama is most defintly a neocon.

Who's to say which side of this hot topic debate is right?

Its mostly important to look at the evidence on both sides before making a guess about is President Obama a neocon and so to help you all out, I will incapsulate the whole of the bodys of evidence involved here. In a nut shell.

The PResident Obama is A Neocon camp lists these evidences as proof of his neocondom:

• He is escalating the war is Afghanistan by sending more toops their ON TOP of the 36,000 already being held captive (PWO's).
• His stimulus mostly helped the rich and those who stand to prophet most from war (Haliburton got bail-out money)
• He has not yet done enough for Palestain which still labors under the yoke of Israel's opression.
• He kept that one guy in the Pentagon who worked for Bu$h.

In contract, the President Obama is NOT an Neocon camp says those are good talking points but we submit these points for your arousal.

• He is curently negotating terms of are withdrawl from Bu$h's war of subjugation on IRaq (for oil).
• His stimulus undid the disasterous damages done on are welfare system by Bu$h's dad the othre Bu$h (sr.)
• He is negotiate peace with Iran and Syria (serously what did the neocons have against those people anyways)?
• He cares about the poor. Mostly black.

And so. Considering the evidence argued by both sides (President Obana is a Neocon vs. President Obama is a NOT a Neocon) which are pretty convinceing arguments on the face, I can say with like 86% assurences that the evidence overwhelmingly weighs in favor of the President Obama is NOT a Neocon. Seriously I doubt that my weighing in on this matter will sway either camps away from the chaos that is the Progressive blog world. To many feelings have been hurt and to many outstanding Progressive blogers have already became disillusioned with there peers. Sadly I think the damage is done and the Porgressive blog world will never been the same.

US POWs in Afghanistan!!!

This is shocking news that is just now coming to light now that Bushs rain of terror is finally over. When his brownshirts were surpressing the press you never saw stories like this: (exerped below):

THE 36,000 US troops in Afghanistan are prisoners of war.

Oh boy I thought the chimp miss managed the Iraq war but this one really takes the cake. AND EATS IT TOO!

We're now on the verge of doubling our troop commitment to a mismanaged war that lacks sane goals and teeters toward inanity.

Fortunatly it does not look like it appears to be to late. President Obama can still turn this think around first an d formost by turning those troops around and driving them home before they to can be captured!

Staying left us with criminally vulnerable logistics

Oh boy. More Bush war crimes.

Our botched deployment to Afghanistan as warriors who morphed into squatters defies military logic, history and common sense.

So did the 20 years of Bush presidency we had to endure.

We're going to build Disneyworld on the Kabul River.

This is the power of positive thinking mixed with HOPE which can bring about CHANGE. This author of this artical hit the nail on the head right out of the ball park. This is the kind of out of the box thinking (revolutionary) that was sorely missing during the Bush disaster. A project like this (Kabul Disneyworld) would bring jobs to the jobless and awesome rides to millions of Afghanistany children who probaly never even seen a roller coaster.

No War Crimes Trials?

This is not to say that President Obama (its important to adress the President as the President)(capitol P because its a formal title) has done anything bad. Which he has not.

I am just asking why is it were in the first 100 days of President Obama's Presidency and still no war crimes trials for BushCheneyRumsfeld & Co? Their is nothing Bush could have on President Obama, like holding it over him per say. But I dont know, did Bushs jackboots do something or are maybe holding some one that President Obama holds dear? Like his brother or grandma?

I dont know. It just makes no since at this point.

Upfdated

You know just because America entered a new era of porgressive thoughts etc (elected Obama YAY!!) is no reason now to stop the calls for impeaching Bush and his stogie who almost stole the election (McCain).

Also its my birthday today and I'm back kind of.

Also that stuff you may soon here about me being an registered alleged sex offender. Well its not as bad as it sounds I will give my side of the story when its time.

Hot womans dog thrown from bridge

This is a horrible story about this woman who is real hot as you can see in her picture (cant tell if that is a stud in her nose or some kind of growth but she is still way hot) and her dog was thrown from a bridge.

The owner is especially grateful. She was going to have to take out a loan to pay off the $1,500 bill.

If Bush didnt wreck are economy she could probably pay these bills without taking out a loan. So realy if you think about, Bush is partialy responsible (I'd say 78-85%) for the plight of this poor creature and the hot chick who almost had to pay the bill.

Seven is home with her owner tonight, but the next four to six weeks are going to be a little bit different for both of them. Dr. Nathan Cox, with Cottonwood Animal Hospital says, "Seven is doing excellent, in really good spirits, [she's] eating and drinking."

I think Seven is the dog.

It's been a rough past couple days for the 1-year-old boxer. She was seen being tossed from the 3900 South overpass onto I-15 and likely landed on her jaw, breaking it. But her veterinarian says Seven will pull through. Cox says, "We had to extract five teeth from her. And then we had to put an external skeletal fixture on that to stabilize the jaw."

She'll have the fixture on for a while, held in place by five pins, and she'll have to wear a cone. But Seven is licking her wounds, and she will be back to new in four to six weeks with no long-term repercussions.

That girl in the picture (link above) is real hot, btw. Notice if you look at the picture you can see some cleavage. I mean, I dont want this (Stop The Neocons2008) blog to be all about hot chicks, but yeah. Shes real hot.

Donations have rolled in all day. All of Seven's bills have been paid off. Any extra donations will be put to good use too. Paige Croswhite works at the Cottonwood Animal Hospital. She says the money "would go to other cases like this."

How many dogs does Bush have to kill before America wakes up?

Haley Savage, Seven's owner, says, "I did not expect any of this."

Now that Savage doesn't have to worry about paying for Seven's care, she can focus on taking care of her. She says, "I get to hand feed her for four weeks, but it's worth it to get her jaw fixed."

I wish I could get that womans name. You can tell by her hair and piercings and smile thats full of hope and life that she has some strong progressive leanings. I mean its prety apparent that me and her have lots in common.


Also in a related story, "two dogs" (neocon) from "mean ol meany blog" is reserching ethnic cleansing and starvation information. This is troubleing especialy given his racist viewpoints discussed in my last epiphany discussion. It woul not suprise me at all if "two dogs" (if that is his REAL name) drives a red truck. Its all coming together.

Epiphany (another)

This came to me when I was thinkig about the guy from instapunk who was being throw to the wolves on the weekend (hope its not Emerson).

It all goes back to are man, Barrack Obama who has said that we (America) should have a discussion about race. Well leave it open-ended like that and we have the makings of a disaster in the making because Americans are not as polished as are European counterparts. Their would be fighting and bloodshed (metaphoricaly speaking) and in the end nothing would be done. Thats not what I think Obama would want. I think he would qualify his staement a little and say:

"It's time for white America to have a discussion on race and when its over let black America know what you came up with."

I think this is the only way to hash this out without fighting / arguing.

Clarfy

Does any one know if this Old Punk is the same as the other Old Punk who I use to have a hetero-platonic man crush on/with?

Because if its the same guy (Emerson) then its a shame to see him being savaged (metaphoricaly). Its like in wrestling when there is a heel and hes watching a baby face getting beat up and has a crisis of conscience then goes to help the baby face and he in turn becomes a baby face (which in he business is called "turning face").

Misspoke

Ok look. Hears the thing.

I'm a avowed Obama man, ok? But I know a knon-scandal when I see one. I'm like, "COME-ON NEOCONS! Take off your HATE BLINDERS and see THIS non-story for what it realy is (non-story).

(CNN) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton said she "misspoke" last week when she gave a dramatic description of her arrival in Bosnia 12 years ago, recounting a landing under sniper fire.

SEE? Simple misspokement. We all do it!

"I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement," she said.

Bottom line: shes a women so shes going to talk alot. No big wup. Wheres the controversy in that?

"I was told we had to land a certain way, we had to have our bulletproof stuff on because of the threat of sniper fire. I was also told that the greeting ceremony had been moved away from the tarmac but that there was this 8-year-old girl and, I can't, I can't rush by her, I've got to at least greet her -- so I greeted her, I took her stuff and then I left. Now that's my memory of it."

Look. We all saw the video on You Tube. This is clearly what happened. She took that girls stuff. Simply as that!

So yeah. Hillery made a misstatement. Thats it. The neocons have there bone and eat it to. They should at least be classy about it like Barrick Obama is doing so right now. Could we please just get along with a friendly and warm-spirited campagin now?

Thanks for the non-event, neocons! Hahaha



UPDATE: Besides its not like misspoke is a lie. Geez, wake up people!!!1

Need Help

UPDATE: Still no pics of the woman I almost scored with but its getting prety serious...almost did lunch a second time!

Anyways hear is the question: When we were out I noticed a long, tube like object in her coat pocket when she went to take a crap. I didnt look at it because that would be rude, like going through her stuff when shes not looking. Any ways, it was abbout the size as a cigar. Does any one have any idea what this could have been?

Its not a pen because I asked her later if she had a pen I coudl borrow and she had one in her purse. Why put a pen in your pocket if you already have one in your purse? Makes sense.

Not like that

Its not like I endoarse the idea that the end all goal of any relationships with a woman should be to score. I mean to be honest, scoring is a important part of any relationship (maybe top 3 of any relationship). Just thats just not the whole goal.

Relationships is about 3 things:

• deep emotional bonds (both cry (together) when watching Ghost)
• talking and not fighting when one or both is drunk
• scoring

Thats it. This aint rocket science. So yah, I almost scored but also we almost connected on a deep emotional level and thats most important (chicks love to here that).

Almost Scored

WEll like the last post previous to this one said, I almost scored (with a woman) last week (friday). It was real awsome.

We were in the libray (college library) and were just HIT IT OFF just like that. I saw her their a few times. She is all into progressive ideal (enviroment, Obama, Green Day, etc) and as you have guessed, well so am I.

Any ways I was all smooth. I was like: "So you want to do lunch?"
Then she was all like: "okay"
Then I was like: "Chillys?"
And she was like: "okay"

Then we got there and if I dont say so my self, I was totaly smooth, and when we set in the booth (near the kitchen / restroom), I was like: "Let me get your coat".
And she totally let me!

Then we ordered food and talk and when it was all over we left and on the way out she was all happy (I think) and was like: "we shoudl do that again"
Then I was like: "okay".

I have tot ell you (pour my heart out again) it was so cool and it was closest I ever got to scoring with a women (in person....like on the old STNDM blog I had lost of blog women lined up). Some time later this week maybe when she is not looking I am goign to take a picture maybe with a cell phone if I can borrow one or sneak one with a camera and post it hear for the world to see so you all know that I'm totaly 100$ into women!

FYI

FYI I'm not dead yet. I know some (may) have been wondering if I was dead because I didnt blog for a few days. Well I am hear to tell you that I am not dead.

Plus I almost scored over the weekend (with a chick (woman). Interesting story maybe for later.

Observation 3

You know after the whole Spitser thing with that one realy hot prostitute, which oh by the way that one pic with her white bathing suit, you know how she's sitting on a white towel? Well, I wonder if she would be interested in selling it to me. The towel I mean. Its like I would totaly spend $4100 on her if I had that much money but I am a starving college student (also a vetran) and cant afford that much (maybe pell grant???). But I could probaly afford to buy a used bath towel from her.

Anyways I was thinknig that all the neocons are up in arms again about this (prositute and Spitser thing) and I made this observation: Whenever people say prostitution is a victim-less crime and then other people get all high and mighty and disagree, those people are usually ugly.

Its realy weird if you ask me.

Spitser Update

Oh man I would TOTALY spend $4100 on that chick.

Opinion

Okay I dont know what the big deal is with that one guy who got busted for prostitutes. I mean,who hasnt paid money for sex?

I think their is a bigger story hear. That story being that the guy (busted w/prostatute) looks like Bill Cowher, and I'm not saying Bill Cowher needs to pay women for sex (who hasn't?) (besides women are hot for his moustache), but they (cops) need to look real close and be sure they got the right guy (maybe it was Cowher and they got the other guy (governor).

Heath Ledger Speaks from Beyond The Grave

People Magazine is reports that Heath Ledger had a will:

Ledger's will – filed in Australia in April 2003, before Williams and before his Oscar nomination for Brokeback Mountain – left everything he owned to his parents and sister

Its a small arcticle and their is no mention if that he suspected that Mary-Kate Olsen might have been wanting to kill him, but an interesting omission not in the story is the fact that he did not include Mary-Kate in his will almost like he knew their was always something fishy about that woman.

Pool Story

This is the story of what hapened at the pool over the summer because "stoorat" keeps taking it up on himself to question my oreintation even after I prooved it mathmatically.


Ok now over the summer (last summer) when I was between school (communit college) and looking for work, which is realy hard in these days since Bush wrecked the economy, I use to go to the recreation center and play in the pool (swim). They also had weight lifting stuff and things like exercise bikes and areobics.

Well on Mondays through Thursday(s) in the morning they would had areobics classes for all the stay at home moms in the area (MILFs mostly) but some of them were'nt moms. I think some were married but not with kids (MLILFs) but what ever. They were all hot (mostly but some weren't) and always did aerobics the same times. Naturaly those was the best mornings to go to the weight lifting part and maybe play on the exercise bikes or whatever because the aerobics class was close and they had a big window you could look in and watch. I think also they had class in the mornings so people would'nt ogle, etc but whatever. They also had lots of college guys on week days who were relly well built (muscular form lifting weights) and would always do things like "spot" each other which I think meant stand near the other guy and yell "push" or something. I dont know.

Anyways I wet their one day in the morning so I could get some exercise (on a exercise bike) before time to go into the pool and the areobics class just happened to be going on right after I got there. So I was exerciseing the whole time these hot women were aerobicking and I was realy enjoying myself and must admit I was really excited when it was over, but like all things, aerobic class at the rec center must come to an end and thats when its time to go into the pool. So I left the working out room and went ot the locker room to change.

This part is real embarasing but vital to understand the incdent. I had just took my shorts off (to put on swiming shorts) and this college guy walked by (buzz cut hair, tank top, big white teeth, one dimple (left corner of his mouth) and muscles out to hear I kid you not). Also I mentioned on the paragraph above that I was real worked up from aerobics (hot women)...well I had just came from their and did not had enough time to relax down. But this dude just walked by at the wrong time and saw my magnificent package then he made eye contact with me and WINKED.

Well as you can image, that was real embarasing for me so I got my swiming shorts on and went the other direction he came from so he would not wink again but their was no where to go but the bath room area so I pretend like I was squeezing out some kidney juice to give the other guy some time to leave and there above the urinal is this thing that said some thing like that days date and "steam room" and "show hard" (didnt know what that meant but I think I know now). Well you can imaging that I had to get out of their in a hurry so I went the other way toward where the way to the pool was, but when I was getting close I heard guy voices coming and I was real nervous that it was this dude that WINKED at me so their was a wooden door on my left side and it was unlocked so I went inside...

Now you can guess who was in there and he was smiling had only had a towel on and we made eye contact again!

I was all like: "hey there".
Then he was all like: "Hi" but his eyes were wandering all over my body which I felt completely violated.
Then he was all like: "Whats your name?"
And I was all like: "Dean04Prez" but I used my real name (not Dean04Prez).
And he was all like: "I'm Steve" but he used his real name I think (I mad eup 'Steve' so if he reads this he doesnt know it was me).
Then he was all like: "well have a seat down" and "dont be nervous I dont bite" then he laughed.
I was all not wanting to be rude or embarass him because it was pretty aparent that he was gay (nothing wrong with that, btw), so I was like: "ok but I cant be hear long"
Then he was like: "thats cool" and got up and set down next to me.
Then he was all like: "what are you in to"?
And I was all: "Um...politics and progressive issues (enviroment, anti-war, ect)"
And he was all like: "Oh yeah?" And kept sliding closer to me.
I was all: "Yeah I really disapprove of Bush handling of the economy (wrecked) and the quagmire in Iraq"

Then, as I am explaining my positions he put his hand on my leg by my swim shorts and it scared me because I forgot what I was saying. I was like thinking to myself "what is happening hear?"

Well I thing he took my quietude for quiet acceptants because his hand did not stop near my swim shorts and he in fact touched my junk....but its ok because I left shortly there after and went straight for home. But the moral of this story was it was the hot chicks in aerobics class that did it for me, not the dude with his hand on my equipment.

Reminder

As posted before, Senater Bill Quick is still highering a editor for his blog. The is a ideal way for some one to get an "in" into the seedy under belly of Washington poiltics.

Also this ia s reminder to Senator Quick that this is my blog and you can refrance most of my recent written works here. I dont thing he has filled the position yet but I still expect a phone call (maybe email)(who knows) any day now.

Public Service

Look. Lets say you went to the bathroom to tap a kidney (urban slang for pee (urinate) and while you were doing that you noticed a strong or foul odor coming from your urine. In olden days that would make you thing you had to much asparagus or garlic in your diet and you would just keep going. Well, I have news for you. It could be bad.

Strong or foul urine odor could be cause by any of these following ailments:

• urinary track infection (also cause bed wetting)
  
• cystitis (bacterial infection in your meat whistle)
• kidney infection (kidney dimples)
  
• menopause (mostly for women)
  
• prostatitis (means you have to have your pooper checked)

So be sure to see a doctor or obgyn as soon as possible if your urine stinks.

Refocus

Now that he unpleasentness is out of the way we need to refocus on the purpose of this blog (stoptheneocons2008.blogspot.com).

To do so I created this new banner:

Remove All Doubt About my Oreintation

Ok look. I admit that my epiphany post was long winded and that may be why so many people are haveing trouble understanding this. It should'nt be so hard to figure out if you just read the whole post okay? I dont know how many more ways to put it. I mean, my sexual orientation could be put in purely mathmatical terms as follows:

• Dean04Prez (me)(not real name) ≠ Gay

As proof of the mathmatical formula above is completely true you only have to look at the facts of the whole matter:

• I think hot chicks are hot
• I like pootang just like other guys
  
• Im senative in a purley hetero fashion
• I dont cry at movies

I hope this clarifys things a little so there is no more confusion.

Found Job Opportunity

Senator Bill Quick is highering an editor for his blog.

Although I have not yet recieved the job offer I am remain confident that it is forth coming. I know I am the most qualified for the job. In fact next quarter Im going to look into signing up for a journalism class

Washed up Scrub Retires

Brett Favre retired and hears the fitting tribute:

Epiphany (ong story, bear with me)

Let me preface this by mentoining it is sometimes behooves high profile blogers like myself to pour out are hearts into our blog because that is real good for blog world cred. Think about it.

Tonight as I was browsing throug some old blogs I came across a neocon blog that was talking about Barrick Obama. It (they) was all in a indignent tone (writing) talking about a quote that Obama had:

My job this morning is to be so persuasive…that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack.

That quote (brillant oratoricalmanship to be honest) got me thinging about last time I had a epiphany. It went something like this:

I was in polsci 101 (politcal science 101) class (college class (community college)) and the discussion on that particular day was about the folly of Regans ludicrus economic policys (tirckle down theorys etc) and how they wrecked the USSR (selfishly) and set them back 20 years and only finaly coming back in to there own.

Anyways their was this chick in the class that had real great legs and a leather skirt and she was saying something (cant remember what). She was had like REALY dark hair and had those big ear rings (hoops). Which reminds me (not relevent to this story but interesting note), I touched her hair one time and she turned around and acted irritated but I was real smooth about it by pretending I was shuffling some papers. I think she bought it. But so after I touched her hair and things got back to normal I was smelling my fingers because I was curiuos if her hair scent would rub off on my fingers beause not only was she totaly hot, but she smelled like a angel. Kind of a melon and cucumber sent to be honest. I also found myself, like when she would go into her purse for gum or pens, etc, I would always be trying to steal a glance on what was in her purse. Because isnt that what you always wonder? What do totaly hot chicks carry in there purse?

Then I had my epiphany. I dont know how to decribe it other than it was a sudden realization about a great and momentous truth. Just like out of a bolt of the blue it struck me:

If I am so interested in about how this chick looks (great legs) and smells good and whats in her purse and how sometimes she stains a little lipstick on the rim of her coffee cup and you can see the natural indentations and ridges makeing up the natral structure of her lips (which were real full to), I just cant be gay.

Their is a real long story to that epiphany but it makes sense and it all goes back to this informative and well-written post by (my idle) Andrew Sullivan about "gay-chicken" in which guys almost kiss but then dont.

See their was this time in my youth when I some times had anger issues (dad isolated and neglectful emotional cripple and mom alcoholic) but I have addressed those greater issues in group. It was along time ago anyways, time to let bygones be bygones (2006). But their was this time wen I was in a confrontation with this dude (last name Jex....cant remeber first name but I use to call him Jacksoff hahah).

Anyways he (Jexoff) was real mad at me about something I said and he was all up in my face
and usally I didnt get into fights with people that were my fault. For instance their was this one time when another dude came to my house and told me to stop (alleged) harassing his sister (misunderstanding) and then wehn he left I lost my footing and accidentaly punched him in the back of the head (2005). But this guy (Jacksoff) wouldnt turn around and I am not the kind to back down (honor) so I stood my ground.

You know how some times in pro-wrestling the two guys who hate each other are in the wring and arguing and they keep getting closer and closer until there noses almost touch? Well that was what this situation was like. So the antagonist in this instance (Jex) (cant rremember his first name) was right in my face and yelling and I admittedly was yelling back and we just kept getting closer and closer (like in wrestling) and then I dont know what came over me but are lips accidentaly touched for just a split second and but he kept arguing so I dont think he noticed as much as I did. Actually I think are lips probaly accidentaly touched three times but the last time it was becasue someone pushed me into him.

Also let me point out as stated in the body of my epiphany (in bold and italiacs above), I am not gay.


Anyways, that post my the great Andrew Sullivan yesterday brought it all home. See, its not like a couple accidental kisses with a guy (in a argument) makes some one gay. It was just a real heated game of Gay Chicken.

Need More Info

Does anyone know Emerson?

He was real old before. Hopefuly he is still with us. I thing his blog is on what we in the buisness call 'hiatus'.

Oscar Winner Calls a Duck a Duck

In the neocon Amerika, Oscar winners cant call a duck a duck:

Oscar winner Marion Cotillard raised eyebrows around the world Saturday when it emerged that she doubted the official account of the 9/11 attacks.

"I think we're lied to about a number of things," Cotillard said during an interview with a French television program,

Yeah. Like thinks like the Iraq war. There always lying to us so why not say so.

The 32-year-old French actress jeopardized the good will created by her Oscar win by suggesting that the towers, planned in the early 1960s, were an outdated "money sucker" that would have cost more to update than to destroy.

Thats just like the (neocon controlled main-stream media) to take away goodwill when someone who is progressive (and like minded, like myself) says whats on there mind. But thas what I have been saying for years on Stop The Neocons Blog(s).


Also, incidentaly I think when women win a Oscar I dont have a probelm calling it a Oscar but maybe it would be more approprate to call it a Oscaress. Just a thought.