Stop The Neocons Blog (Blog)

blog out of Date

2010-01-15T08:40:00.003-07:00

I just realized that I forget to blog hear for like 6 months. Its way our of date now.

I think I will do a new blog that is more timely and hard hitting like that big goverment blog from drudge or something. And just leave this (old) blog up for archrival purposes and not have it hacked by azn's like the last STNDM blog was

UPDATE: The new flagship blog will be hear (click link)

Frightening Developments

2009-09-26T16:13:00.002-06:00

This is problematic. Apparently their is some gorillas in Uganda that are on face book now.

The artical isnt very clear atm so I cant definitively say whether those are pro-democracy gorillas or pro-communist gorillas or what it is there fighting for.

When I get home later today I plan on looking in to this.

Distracting

2009-09-26T10:21:00.002-06:00

I hate when cheerleaders get there navel pierced and then dont wear ornaments in it.

I mean its not about not piercing, its about once you got it pierced put something in it. The hole is very distracting and with cheerleaders its now more important than ever to keep your eyes on the prize.

So to all the cheerleaders who read this blog I say put a stud in it or something so you dont just have a gaping hole above your belly button.

FIY

2009-09-22T10:50:00.001-06:00

Just a note here to explain that I still have delinked Little Green Footballs blog.

Awesome New Stop The Neocons Shop Products

2009-09-15T21:46:00.004-06:00

Its mostly important that like minded progressives like ourselves stand by ACORN through both thick and thin. Plus its an opportunity to rub the neocons faces in there own hypocrisy.

What is it? Its the new shirts I built about supporting ACORN.

Seriously. You need to get one now and be like: "IN YOUR FACE, NEOCONS!"

Note: shirt above also available for women (aka hoes).

Go here for the shop to buy these shirts from BTW.

Announcement

2009-09-15T12:00:00.002-06:00

FYI I am de-linking Little Green Footballs blog. So if you need to go to Little Green Footballs blog find a ling there from some where else because their isnt a link here any more.

Real Name

2009-09-09T19:42:00.004-06:00

I been tormented for a long time about how some other blogers are comeing out of the closet (proverbial) and blogging under there real name. Some say that the way to be recognized as a seriuos mainstream blogger is to only blog under your real name but I have not done that in the past for a variety of reasons:

Stalkers: I dont mind if hot chicks stalk me but there is also lots of weird guys out there and I'm not into that scene
Neocon violence: I have been threatened many times in the past for holding controversial viewpoints (hard hitting)
Religous intolerants: I worry that some of those other religions might be anti progressive and target me for undo persecution

All of those are valid reasons if I do say so myself but now that their is hope and change I can no longer live in fear and so for that reason I am going to start bloging with my own name.

Its true. My name is realy not Dean04Prez. Also its not NotJakeTapper and its def not Stop the Neocons Blog Guy.

My REAL real name will be in my profile just in case you wondered.

Not Fair

2009-09-05T11:26:00.002-06:00

In retroscept, its not really fair that while drafting at #4 in a 10 team league I was still able to get Chris Johnson, Calvin Johnson and Randy Moss with my first 3 picks.

Its like highway robbery.

Progressives: Stop Evoking Jesus

2009-09-04T08:19:00.002-06:00

You know what?

When progressives are losing a fight about health care reform it is unseemly to evoke Jesus.

Remember how we dismiss and ridicule neocons because they stubbornly hang on to their guns and their religion? Well if we do that, then playing the Jesus card might appear to some moderates as hypocritical.

It gives cynical neocon claims that progressives are politicizing Jesus merit and opens the door for neocons to argue that progressives dont know how to talk to conservatives. They could argue that progressives are so far removed from middle America (which is what they refer to them selves as) that they think if they evoke Jesus, neocons will listen.

The dialog is so predictable:

Neocons: "We dont want public options!"
Progressives: "Its for your own good" (which argument might also cause an astute neocon to say: "I am an adult, I will decide whats for my own good).
Neocons: "We have a zillion dollars deficit we cant afford this"
Progressives: "What would Jesus do?" (this is where they screw up)
Neocons: "Jesus would heal the sick!"
Progressives: *bite off finger*

***It should be noted that some times even the most passionate progressive is sometimes prone to bouts of cannibalism. Those progressives represent the minority and we dont condone that even though the other guy hit first.

Bad News for Utah Progresives

2009-08-31T10:58:00.002-06:00

Bad news has come up o'er the weekend for progressives in Utah.

Apparently senator Bob Bennett is not going to be reelected. This is real bad news because senator Bennett was a true friend to progressives alike.

Apparently he is going to be unseated by a guy name Mark Shurtleff. I have it on the best of authority that he (Shurtleff) is a neocon. It is my hope that some one takes this news right now and starts up a Impeach Shurtleff Blog because as a neocon you know that eventually he will did something wrong and need to be impeached.

I would do it myself but I have to much on my plate already.

Opinion

2009-08-30T07:06:00.003-06:00

I just think that if Freddy 'The Pelican' Peloquin had managed to tag in Baron Von Raschke, they could have managed to defeat the Road Warriors and win the title.

Then everything would have been different.

Remeber how the neocons all latched on to the Road Warrors because they were all anti-hero thing going on and how instead of rational debate and technical skills like Greg Gagne or Bob Backlund, they were all just about solving things with intimidation and brute force? Thats what solidifide the neocon movement. They learned some wrong lessons from Hawk and Animal and Precious Paul Ellering (who was like the Karl Rove of wrestling) and we as a country still continue to pay today.

Hiatus

2009-08-24T21:04:00.002-06:00

I am too dishearten by the neocons totaly derailing the health care reform debate with there wee-wee and there lies and misinformation so I am going on hiatus for a while to concentrate more on blogging about how Kevin LaFontaine is a dick.

There is a link to that blog in the paragraph above plus one on the side bar on the right but if you cant find it you could also email me and I will send you the blog sight address.

Truth About ObamaCare #6

2009-08-18T06:46:00.003-06:00

The neocons were all up and arms about the so call "public option" which was might be dropped (who knows) because they think that it will kill private insurance because goverment entities can make up the rules to compete against the private sector.

Truth: The term "Public Option" is misleading in that it wont be an option.

Truth About ObamaCare #5

2009-08-12T21:29:00.005-06:00

Many neocons are outraged about a provision in the current plan whereby the government is granted access to your financial accounts for the stated purpose of determining your ability to pay for medical procedures.

Truth: The US government already has a system in place where the financial planning division at the US Department of Resource Gathering and Allocatement is tasked with scanning financial details of registered voters in the months leading up to the elections. Their findings are recorded, tabulated and sold to commodity traders in Nigeria. A recent case involving the improper destruction of a data storage device from the DRGA resulted in an extensive criminal investigation of a Juggalo sect in Illinois but to date nobody has been prosecuted.

Truth About ObamaCare #4

2009-08-10T10:20:00.002-06:00

The misinformations and disinformation perpetrated by the neocon/insurance/banking lobby has caused some seniors to worry that President Obama's reform plan will pave the way to a policy of euthanasia for the elderly.

Truth: The elderly, although boring, slow, and long-winded still have potential net value and the Obama plan recognizes this. Under His plan and contingent upon their ability to fight back effectively, the elderly, the infirm and the physically handicapped will be allowed to work in factories where they will have the opportunity to enhance their end-of-life productivity churning out brass hinges, ceramic dinnerware and artillery shells for the German army.

Truth About ObamaCare #3

2009-08-09T07:43:00.002-06:00

The insurance industry's paid ringers masquerading as a grassroots movement would have you believe that special needs children will need to be registered with the government before a set date in order to be elligible for care under this medical reform bill. Much like Jews, Gypsies, homosexuals and mentally ill people were required to do in nazi Germany in the 1930's.

Truth: This claim is partially correct but the justification, written deeper into the bill makes perfect sense. The deadline to register special needs children (note the text of the bill no longer refers to them as retards) is in 2013, which not only affords ample opportunity for parents or legal guardians of these children to get them registered and their shots updated, but also gives the federal government time to write legislation mandating the abortion of these potential special needs children, which will reduce or eliminate their strain on the health care system. Everyone wins.

Power through truth.

Truth About Obamacare #2

2009-08-08T21:38:00.004-06:00

One big neocons talking point about so-call Obama care is the provision that says that people in the country illegally will get their health care for free and the American taxpayer will foot the bill.

Thats silly because its what already happens.

TRUTH: The Obamacare bill has an obscure provision buried near the end that provides for the construction of labor camps into which illegal aliens, once cured of there afflictions, will be sent to work off there debt at a rate consistent with the current federal mandated minimum wage. It also provides for them (aliens(illegal) to be shipped to there country of origin once they're debt (including shipping charges, plus food and clean sheets, ect) is paid off.

Also

2009-08-08T17:17:00.004-06:00

Scandalous, obvious forgeries like this (below) which was found here arent helping at all. What ever happen to civil discoarse?

Perplex

2009-08-08T11:20:00.002-06:00

Ok. I'm admit to being a little perplexed by this latest development.

On July 16, a multicultural police response investigated a report of a break in at Henry Louis Gates' house. According to the police report, Mr. Gates accused the police of harassing him based on his skin color. The confrontation moved out of the house and ultimately resulted in Mr. Gates' arrest for disorderly conduct. Six days later, President Obama said that the police acted
"stupidly".

Meanwhile...

On August 6 at a public forum wherein President Obama's health care reform was being discussed, a man by the name of Gladney was physically assaulted by a multicultural group of union affiliated event organizers. According to the video footage of the incident and Mr. Gladneys attorney, Gladney was at the event passing out flags and buttons when he was approached by another black man, called a "nigger" and subsequently assaulted by 2-4 assailants. Two were arrested and a third ran before police responded. Although it has not yet been six days like last time, I am worried because President Obama has not yet denounced this racially charged incident.

I must abmit to entertaining miniscule, lingering doubts about whether or not He (Obama) is being as post-racial and post-partisan as I was told. However, those doubts could easily be assuaged by President Obama if he would clarify some points:

In the first incident, the arresting officer did not use racial epithets of any kind, whereas the man alleged he was being harrassed for being black. President Obama said the police acted "stupidly" in this case. In the second incident, the man had racial epithets directed at him and he was physically assaulted. President Obama has not commented. Does this mean that it is okay now to say "nigger" if you're committing a crime?
Does President Obama's silence regarding the second incident validate neocon allegations that He is both racist and anti-capitalist insofar as He, through silent consent agrees that young, black entrepreneurs should be beaten in the streets?
IF President Obamas silence is in fact motivated by political considerations, specifically that the victim in the second case may have been a "conservative" (the evil sibling of the neocon phenomenon), then is the dream that "all men be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character" made obsolete by a new political reality that "all men be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their political orientation"? Or, to ask the same another way, does President Obama believe that a conservative man can be black?

I really need Presidnet Obama to answer these questions soon. Maybe he could arrange something with the television people to do something on TV like a national discussion on race. Thats a radical idea that hasn't been tried yet.

Awesome Day

2009-08-08T09:25:00.003-06:00

This is the day we (progressives) have been waited for all are lives. The day we finally got a wise Mexican woman into the supreme court!

I'm thinking maybe a party tonight or tomorrow!

UPDATE: Dude, this chick is WAY hot! Does any one know her name or where she lives? I could totaly hook up with her.

Speculation

2009-08-07T20:12:00.003-06:00

Remember when Perez Hilton was viciously assaulted and then made a video where he says that violence is never the answer (moral high ground)?

Im concerned that Perez Hilton has not expressed outrage over the allege assault of Mr. Gladney (who is black btw). Hopefully Perez (Hilton) reads this and can answer these questions:

1. Why do you hate black people and express it by not speaking out for Mr. Gladney?
2. Did you decide not to speak out in his favor because he is not a faggot?

Reminder to my constituets: Perez Hilton said its okay to say faggot. Remember?

Truth About "ObamaCare"

2009-08-07T13:34:00.003-06:00

I cant stay silenced any longer. I must do my part to counter the neocon lies about Obamas health care reform and I will do so by pointing out some honest truths about what his plans are. After all, the only way to drown out neocon lies are to drown them out with honest progressive truths.

TRUTH: So call ObamaCare will rescue are economy by putting more money in people pockets. If capitalist health insurance companys are drummed out of business, the people will save money by not giving it to the insurance company. They will in turn have more money to spend on nicer cars, bigger houses, or maybe just to go out and eat once in a while. Thats a tremendous upside which will hardly be affected by a probably miniscule tax hike that only the wealthy will have to pay because really, in a nation of 300 million people it would probaly only take a few cents extra (average) to make sure another 40 million are insured right.

Observatio

2009-08-07T12:29:00.002-06:00

I dont know about you but I think some one realy needs to shut these health care anti-reformist neocorporate shills up. The ones who are crashing these town halls (meetings) and targeting only Democrat (read progressive btw) congressman and trampling there rights to free speech.

Ths is not what health care reform is about and someone needs to make them (neocons) go away.

Or shut up.

They are totaly on shills on the take from the insurance lobby/faux news/LimbaughBeckHannity and there spreading lies and disinformation, not by saying that goverment sponsored health care reform is dumb, but by misrepresenting thereselves as a grassroots movement.

Movement. Yah right!

There not a movement. They need to be shut up or shut down.

And leave Obama alone!

More racism primer

2009-08-03T14:34:00.004-06:00

Refresher:

RACIST

ART

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

RACISM

FUNNY

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

RACIALLY MOTIVATED RIGHT WING SMEAR!!!

TRUE

This isnt rocket surgery pepole!

New Britney Spears Song...

2009-07-31T17:29:00.001-06:00

Did anyone ever hear this one yet? That new Britney Spears song totaly advocates violents against women!

"Hit me baby one more time..."

I have one word for that: totaly deplorable!

Erin Andrews Voyeur Video

2009-07-31T09:30:00.003-06:00

Hey if their are any readers (of this blog) out there who have that naked Erin Andrews video, you shoudl totaly share it with me.

Specifically I am looking for the parts where she (alleged) flexes her butt cheeks.

I have not seen the video myself but if the above is true, thats SUPER HOT!

EDIT (5:21pm): Mostly I am curious when she flexes her butt cheeks are they squeezed together or does flex just one then the other so in the mirror it looks like they're bounding up and down as if she is running. Clarity is important hear.

Why we need health care refrom in America Today

2009-07-31T07:58:00.002-06:00

You can count me among the believers now in that we in America need health care reforms IMMMEDIATELY.

There is literally millions of Americas in America who dont have health insurance. Im not one of them because I get some insurance fromt he school where I go to (student rates). But heres the thing: My copay went up to $45 for routine visits and $50 for prescriptons!

Thats egregious!!!

Now I dont make it a practice to go to the doctor office much (dont like taking clothes off for guys) so it (unconscionable copayment rates) hasnt effected me much but thats not the point. The point is is that insurance companys are the villans! First they make you have insurance, then you have to pay for it, then you have to pay (copayment) when you use it. The goverment should be taking care of it all so I dont have to pay so much.

Now like I said, I have insurance but not used it yet, but the potential is their and THAT is why we need health care reform in America today!

How To Stop a Gun Nut

2009-07-22T08:13:00.002-06:00

This is a simple post about how to stop a gun nut from ruining everything that like minded progressives (like myself) are stand for.

Hide the bullets. This is real simple. Go to Walmart or wherever they get there bullets. Get all the boxes of one kind of bullet. Like a 45 bullet for example. Then move them to another shelf and then put a different kind of bullet where the 45's was. Picture this: a gun nut goes to Wallmart to buy some beer and bullets. He goes to get some 45 bullets and discovers that all their is is 38 bullets. He (gun nut) will get so pissed off he will should leave the store with just the beer.
Do those papers that people put on your car under the wiper. Make them up so they say that the pawn shop where the gun nuts get there guns only sells guns with bent barrels. The gun nuts will be so scared of buying guns with bent barrels that they will stop buying guns.
Just the facts. Pressure the gun nuts with jsut the simple facts: Guns kill people. Guns cause crime. Guns cause racists to do crimes against black people. Guns especialy kill children. Some times even gun nuts are smart enough to be swayed by the facts.
Seize the moral high ground. If your in a crime and some gun nuts is trying to jack your wallet, be like: "You can have my wallet and gf's purse or whatever, but I still refuse to have a gun!"
Even thou chicks with shoulder holdsters and business suits are way hot, remeber that they are still gun nuts.
Also if your in a crime and a gun nut has his guns in your face be like a pacifist where they use to put a flower or something in the gun barrel. That is so in your face.
One thing to rember, if cops didnt have so many guns the crimanals and gun nuts wouldnt feel the need to have so many guns of there own to do crimes with. This comes down to the simple truth that change has to start some where. Why not start on the side of law and order.
Dont entertain debates. Gun nuts are nuts. And wrong. Their is nothing more to talk about. Plus we heard it all before.
If a gun nut or a cop or a criminal shots you in the head your still just as dead so why not take away all guns? Its common sense.
Dont buy anything from Smith and Wesson or Magnum or Winchester. If you stop buyng there products they will go under and then they wont be able to build guns any more.

These are just a sample of the ploethra of things you can do to stop gun nuts.

Not cool!

2009-07-04T21:34:00.007-06:00

Hey neocons, enough with the comparisons between are first lady (Michelle Obama) and Worf.

There defamatory, racist and totaly not cool.

Plus, as you will see with the photo layout below, they realy look nothing alike, so aside from the above reasons, there also not ACCURATE.

As you can see below, they are two different people! And sexes!

But if you flip the Michelle Obama portrait, cut out her head freehand style then superimpose it on Worf you can see the obvious differences, like he had forehead ridges and she doesnt.

Also note that klingon skin is significantly darker than her skin and although the shape of there hair bears striking similarities, their is relly no way there the same. Seriously. If you blend the layers above by 20 percent you can totaly tell there too different people (one klingon, one worf):

Then if you keep going in 20% increments, there physical appearance obviously proves to be drastically different:

With the most obvious proof that she totaly doesnt look like Worf right at the mid-range. As you can see, there is no way that the Michelle Obama / Worf slur holds any water.

Lay off now. Its totaly not cool going after women like that!

Happy Green July 4th of July!

2009-07-04T07:04:00.007-06:00

As a true American progressive I dont lke to celebrate the fourth (of July) in the context that America fought a gorilla insurgency against are British allies and won independents. That is simply a stupid assumption based on the failed bushist ideology that war is sometimes an acceptable course of action. War is never the answer.

I prefered to celebrate (fourth of July) more in the context that you (we) get to shoot off bottle rockets, but as I get older the urge to adopt a greener, more sustainable and eco-friendly lifestyle is becoming stronger. Imagine, 10 years ago, nobody cared that those bottle rockets were emitting tons of CO2 into are atmosphere, destorying the ozone and depleting our rainforests. 10 years ago there was rainforests everywhere and now there gone. Destroyed by the powerful, neocon controlled oil and lumber lobbys and if we keep shooting off bottle rockets every year ont he fourth (of July) those rainforests arent never coming back.

The time for change is now or else it will be to late!

So today in celebration of this post I am going to search the web (internet) and brainstorm (maybe useing twitter, who knows) for green alternatives to bottle rockets. I'll post what I can come up with here.

EXAMPLE: While I was wrting this post I already had my first idea (alternatives to bottle rockets).

1. Starting on around July 1st or 2nd you can start collecting like tons of clovers or something like small leaves from a cool plant. Then you put them inside a balloon and blow it up. Do as many balloons as you want. When the 4th of July comes, out come the balloons! Then all you have to do to celebrate is pop the baloons and watch the clovers scatter all hither and yons, just like those big, polluting air burst fireworks. BTW when your done, pick up the balloon pieces! They can be used to collect rainwater if thats legal in your district.

2. You can also use dandelions that are gone to seed. Just a puff of air and you can imagine the little helecopter seeds as sparks. Those big tall milkweed plants also work the same way. I like to get one of two of those (for each hand) and pretend there sparklers. Best of all, no carbon footprinT!

There is tons more ways to do this.

The Nerve!

2009-07-03T21:11:00.002-06:00

Neocon Rove-plant Colon Powell had some pretty harsh things to say about Obamas agenda. It was pretty massed up but to be expected from someone who worked for both Bu$hes.

UPDATE: Also racist. He is clearly racist in his unceasing criticism

More bad words that are okay to do now

2009-07-03T19:08:00.002-06:00

Some hair guy has this faux moral outrage post about how someone at my favorite newspaper (Huffington Post) said retard.

What is more important here is the unlocking of the barriers of communication in are society since Obama overthrowed the Bu$h junta. The tearing down of the oppressive walls of political correctness built and maintained by the neocons.

Its now okay to say retard, waterhead and faggot. There is nothing wrong now with implying that a retard can work as a greeter in Walmart and that he can actually be called a gretard. Further, if the gretard is a faggot, their is nothing wrong with saying it now.

Instead of crying about it, the neocons should be thanking the left (progressives, like myself) for freeing up the english language.

Thank you Perez Hilton and Huffington Post!

Worried

2009-07-03T07:49:00.002-06:00

I love President Obama. I mean I realy love him. As much as one man can, in a heteroplatonic sense, love another man. But he really has me worried on this one.

The bellicose warmongering language against North Korea is not very helpfull. Putting missiles on Hawaii which in are technology is in EASY range of North Korea is almost certain to cause anxiety in them people. AND. By the way what did they ever do to us? They are simple farmers just tryingto be peace. They have no oil. Why cant they have nucler power technogloy?

In most things Obama is awesome but in this one thing (missiles deliberately aimed at North Korea) he is more like Bushbama than anything. I hope he (OBama) reconsiders this decision it only just aggrivates everything.

Addendum

2009-06-30T06:30:00.003-06:00

As a addednum to this post (below) I add that it would also be an honor to spoon with Alison Zlotow too.

Breaking News

2009-06-29T09:55:00.003-06:00

Just in: That one dude who ripped off those people and madoff with there money got like 150 years in jail.

Well I was thinking thats why are jails are full. That dude was like 71 y/o and will probaly live like 11 more years (average). After that what about the other 139 years? He will totaly be taking up bed space for a long time.

I wonder if they could freeze him (cryptogenicaly) for 150 years then let him out to live his last 11 years. Then justice will been served.

Confirmation

2009-06-29T09:22:00.002-06:00

Can anyone confirm that that one Argentine woman whit whom govenor Sanford was boning had big, thick eyebrows?

Almost as Hot

2009-06-29T08:57:00.003-06:00

You know who is almost as hot as Patti Russo?

Sandi Saraya

They are both way hot and it would be an honor to spoon with either of them (or both).

Hypothetical

2009-06-27T21:55:00.001-06:00

Is their anything hotter than a hot chick named Vanessa?

Sad News this week

2009-06-26T15:27:00.001-06:00

It is with great sadness that I must make two breaking news anouncements:

Farah Fawcett who was a real hot chick in the 60s is dead again.
Two Dogs (not his real name) is apparently not NATIVE AMERICAN and is coming out of the closet.

Aparrently the faggotry is strong in #2.

Funny Joke

2009-06-25T07:10:00.003-06:00

John Kerry who was once ran for President against Bu$h had a real funny moment last night with a joke. But since I dont have a link for it (the story) I will have to paraphrase.

"You know how govenor Stanford went missing for all those days and he was really boning this chick in Argentina? Well too bad it could'nt have been Sarah Palin who went to Argentina to hook up!"

At least thats how I think it went. It could have been (punchline) like:

"Well its too bad he wasn't in Argentina boning Sarah Palin."

Either way its prety funny, huh? But all the neocons are like.....indignant about it. I mean come ON, its not like he is talking about govenor Stanford boning a underrage child? Get over it.

John Kery remains a CLASS ACT!

Clarifcation to the below

2009-06-23T06:36:00.003-06:00

Even tho its okay to say faggot now, I dont think use of the term "nigger" is acceptable.

If the ocasion should come up (which it never will) that you need to say that word, please substritute the African American pronunciation of it instead.

For example: Say "nigga". As in "Nigga, please!"

Thats acceptable according to some noted African American authorities (Snoop Dogg and Chris Rockk).

Its okay to say now

2009-06-23T06:31:00.003-06:00

It's okay to say faggot now.

Perez Hilton said it yesterday and although he got a black eye in a assault from Will Smith he proved that it is okay to say now. It took bravery and courage on his part to come out and say: "I'm a gay man and I say it is okay to call another man a faggot."

So FWIW go ahead and use the term 'faggot' as you usualy would. Its okay now.

A Post!

2009-06-05T08:04:00.003-06:00

Remeber how that one guy from Daily Kos got fired from AOL?

That sucked because he was WAY progressive.

Light Blogging

2009-05-20T09:37:00.000-06:00

I havent done to many posts in the last week or so.

What the Supreme Court needs is this

2009-05-11T09:34:00.002-06:00

What it (Supreme Court) needs to fill it's upcoming vacancy is some one who can be well spoken and energetic. A gifted orator and skilled states man.

Now I know the smart money is on Michelle Obama to being named to the Supreme Court and that would be awesom to because it would bring modern fashion into the mix as well. We would have the most stylish Supreme Court in the whole country. But still she (Michelle)(Obama) is *my* second choice because as cool as she would be, their is one betterL

Howard Dean

He has all the tools and experience: energetic, gifted orater and best of all he is real progressive (like me).

Think on that one for a while.

OH M G

2009-05-10T21:56:00.000-06:00

Did you see all the mouse turds on Kevin LaFontaines floor?

I bet when he seas that I posted that picture he will be SUPer embarassed!1

Excoriated

2009-05-10T06:07:00.002-06:00

Did you ever notice that people say excoriated or excoriating on blogs all the time but nobody ever says it in real life?

Its weird.

Big Things

2009-05-09T10:07:00.002-06:00

Big changes at Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine blog.

Their is like 3 new updates today already.

Need Help

2009-05-04T11:56:00.002-06:00

I'm confused. May have a problem with my calendar.

Its one I made myself. Instead of buying at the store because Im broke pretty much all the time now. No thanks to Bush.

Last year May 4th was Sunday. This year today its Monday. How the hell can this be?

My only guess is is that I put an extra day in one of my months prior to this one.

Again Let Search Engine Results Steer Topics (Here)

2009-05-04T09:47:00.004-06:00

Apparently neocons are having problems geting jobs now that Bush is out of the whitehouse. As evidence I have is that one neocon found this blog by searching: "Right Wing Nut Jobs". And instead of going to monster.com or craigslist he came here. So hear are some suggestions for jobs for right wing nuts:

Landscaping: Perfect for right wing nuts because they dont have to be able to read. Just work a shovel and maybe promote to lawn mower.
Steel: Any thing you have to work with steel to do is perfect for right wing nuts. They call it fabricating because that sounds like a skill but its really just means building things. Anyone can do that. Plus the steel industry is being increasingly gay friendly to which all right wing nuts can appreciate.
Food Services: Because they have no skills or education, food services (Burger Kings) are perfect for right wing nuts. Not only can they get by without reading but theirs no math involved either. They just have to know what a burger looks like and push the coresponding button on the cashier screen. Counting is a plus. Also if their is a tragic grease accident, its no big deal because its just another right wing nut.
Cops: The cops are a great place for right wing nuts because they get to play with guns which right wing nuts love to do. The downside and reason they shouldnt be given jobs here is that cops are always visible and when they beat up on minoritys its all over the news and people think that there representaive of our population as a whole.
Tammy Bruce: Shes a poser and a right wing nut. Anyone could be her.

I hope this helps. Its not all the way comprehensive but should help steer some right wing nuts into jobs.

I have been remissed

2009-05-04T08:22:00.005-06:00

I just realized that this blog (STNB(B)) has not been as complimentary to President Obama as it shoudl be. We (here) are not lavishing praise upon Him like we should and for that I have been remissed. Allow me to share this poem (ode) to Him and hope that I can make it all good in time.

Praise Obama, from whom all blessings flow

Keeper of are hearts

Protecter of libertys flame(s)

Winner of last elections

He is are president now, about this you (should) already know

His smile is enchanting just like that one reporter said

His ears, they hardly stick out at all

So what if his wife has expensive shoes

You cant judge a man by his wifes shoes

With the neocons up in arms, progressives are having a ball

So with this poetry, Mr Obama

We here at STNB(B) blog say

That were glad you are President now

Because Bush's failed presidentsy was no picnic

We love what your doing to are country now. Keep telling those neocons "yo mama".

Thats from the heart.

Brainstorm

2009-04-30T15:30:00.002-06:00

At this point, I realy think that Howard Dean is what is expecially needed now to pull the Democrat party together. He is like THE missing piece of the Democratic puzzle and if he seizes history by the horns he could totaly usher in a Democratic super majority.

I hope he comes through

Public (Community) Service (Part 3)

2009-04-28T19:47:00.006-06:00

n the other hand I dont want STNB(B) blog necessarily become a single issue blog (I mean like a blog explaining "how to" on everything) but like I said it was a good idea. So now here is the next installment on how to love a woman.

HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN

In learning how to love a woman it is important to determine first, what you mean by love a woman. For instance: if by "love a woman" you mean "bone a woman", you need to be able to spend moderate amounts of money on her (butter her up, etc). Also you could just get her drunk which might not cost as much.

It is also important to determine before hand who the woman is that your going to love. You need to know if she is in your class, or in where you work. Is she just that one hot chick that is always wearing short biker shorts when she walks her dog every morning at 8am or is she a hot blog chick like that one RIght Wing Sparkle babe? Each circumstances require a different aproach/finesse.

When you work out the logistics of how to get close to a woman depending on her situation (see #2) it is important to butter her up as mentioned in #1. Also remember by "butter her up" I mean in a figurative sense (not literal) unless she is some kind of freak which would be wicked awesome. BTW where does one find a woman like that?

The most common tool for buttering up a woman is buy her flowers. I can not stress enough that this is a mistake. Flowers are a major comitment for a women. Women in today's world are super busy with jobs and careers and being hot, etc. They dont need the extra work / frustration with being saddled with just another plant to take care of, water, etc. Plus flowers dont last. On the other hand, did you ever know a woman who didnt think puppies are cute? Take that as a cue. Bonus: they dont have to water a puppy as much as flowers.

If you are out with her or havent got to that base or are still working on your approach it is important to not get caught looking in her purse. As all guys know, every one wonders what hot chicks carry in their purse. Its usually a tin of altoids, lots of pens, makeup, chick wallet and sometimes one of those cigars that are wrapped in white paper and crimp at the end. Most women smoke these cigars but are realy shamed by it so you almost never see them do it.

Ask her out on a date because: A. That shows her you are in to her (again, in the figurative sense only btw) 2. Usualy when other women see you with a woman they equate that with your desirable, hence even if you dont score rigt away with her, you might score with someone who saw you, and C. you might see someone you know who totaly didnt believe that you went out with a woman. This is proof.

In harken back to #1 above, dont spend to much money on a date with her unless she is real hard to get drunk. If you go all out it will be a expectation for sub-sequent dates and if you dont up the anty you seriously blow your chances to score.

It is important to tell her early and often that you love her. Most chicks enter a relation ship with the misguided notion that the guy just wants to bone her. If you tell her you love her then she will let her guard down, which drasticaly improves your chances of scoring. The best way to remeber this tip is: "She doesnt care if you mean it, she just wants to hear you say it".

NEVER, under any circumstances EVER refer to her vag as a minge. It was awsome on South Park but their is no way to talk about it (minge) that is not awkward. If it comes up (minge) try to work it into the conversation in a context of innocent, subtel innuendo. For instance, in that one movie, they called it (minge) "the whispering eye". That sounds mysterious/exotic which chicks totaly dig.

If / when you score, try too have video set up before hand because: A. The guys arent going to believe it otherwise, B. You might need it for evidence that your love was consentual and D. when you break up it makes a real good keep sake. Also be sure too send her a copy regardless if you break up or not.

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2009-04-28T11:59:00.005-06:00

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More Community Service(s)

2009-04-28T06:32:00.005-06:00

So I was totaly going to put up a post (blog) about How To Love A Woman which was a excellent sugestion by a ANONymous comenter here but while I was looking at information about how people are finding this (STNB(B) blog I found that another search: "What happens when a man jacks off" brought someone here.

Naturally I woudl like to be ranked higher with the "what-happens-when-a-man-jacks-off" demographic because STNB(B) blog is rapidly becoming more than just a think-tank for stopping neocons. It has become a really information clearing house. And progressive.

So as a educational service, here is what happens when a man jacks off.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MAN JACKS OFF

0:00-2:00 minutes: While browsing a "I can has cheeseburger" affiliated blog you see a sexily clad woman in a ad on the left side. Your brain makes you go and check out Sports Illustraded Extra Mustard because there are always lots of hot chick pictures there.
2:00-2:35 minutes: You discover that the cheerleader of the week, a rockin' hot girl named Lindsay Jacki has big bushy eyebrows not far removed from John Madden so you visit a internet pr0n site (not linked here...STNB(B) is a family blog)
2:35-3:15 minutes: You find your regular fall-back pr0n site and then while the video is loading, you take the dog out because the dog always interrupts.
3:15-4:00 minutes: You settle into your chair and loosen your belt. Then the phone rings, which totaly blows your pr0n buzz.
4:00-4:20 minutes: Doorbell.
4:20-5:20 minutes: You totaly have full-on wood.
5:20-5:50 minutes: Your hearing shuts down completely and your heart rate increases.
5:50-6:15 minutes: Because your now deaf you dont hear your mom come in the front door and you dont hear the sound of grocery bags being unloaded in your kitchen.
6:15-6:45 minutes: Your eyelids start to flutter and you focus your concentration into a narrow beam. Incidentaly this is where the term: "Keep Your Eyes On The Prize" comes from.
6:45-6:55 minutes: You fail to notice the faint knock followed by creaking sound of your bedroom door slowly opening.
6:55-7:05 minutes: You totally make a mess all over everything which seems okay at the time but when your cleaning up you always miss something and THAT is why you dont let your room mate use your computer. Also your hearing comes back and you hear a loud scream.
7:05-7:35 minutes: You order your mom out of your room because she didnt even knock.
7:35-next time: Your super embarassed because you always told your mom you dont do that. Also sometimes it may not be your mom. It could be worse (room mate, grandma, Kevin LaFontaine). You admit that you might have a problem and thing about getting some help but in the end its not worth the extra embarassment (seeing a psychiatrist, urologist, etc) of telling someone you did that. It is important for your psychological well-being to be consistent with your message that it wasnt what they think they saw. Remember deny, deny and deny.
next time-forever: Although you swore to lock your door you will always forget to.

Community Service

2009-04-23T07:13:00.003-06:00

I was reviewng information from this blog (Stop The Neocons Blog (Blog) about where people came from to get here and I discovered that one visitor to this blog got here by doing a google search about: "How to forget a woman".

Imagine to my dismay h ow I learned that this blogs tips on how to forget a woman wasnt even mentioned until page 86 of the results (in google search). So in a effort to help that segment of the population forget their woman and boost STNB blogs standing with the forget-a-woman demographic I am publishing this list of ways to forget a woman.

HOW TO FORGET A WOMAN

Get a little address book and put all of her information (name address phone number) in it because you always lose your address book.
Put her name on your calendar on her birthdate because its real easy to forget to flip the calendar pages at the start of every month and before you know it you are losing a whole month. Like if you look at my wall calendar right now, it still says Febuary.
You know that song that was playing on the radio that made her make out with you extra hard? Dont listen to it any more. Get a good angry song to replace it (like almost anything by Chris Caffery).
If you drive by her house every night after school or work to see if she is there or probaly at that other dudes house again, try to only drive by 5 times or less. Also dont park across the street. It bring up hurtful memories and may cause someone to think you are casing her joint.
By the same token if you know of a good tree to see into her back yard or upstairs window, remember that trees are hard to get out of in a hurry if the cops show up.
Start a blog not about her. For example: If you are trying to forget Jen, start a blog with any title but below the header put "this blog is not about Jen".
Prostitutes may help you forget about the woman you are trying to forget but skid row cooties lasts a long time and its not worth seeing your name on the news if you totaly get busted by SLCPD vice. On the other hand, prostitution is legal in Nevada.
If you have any pictures of her, throw them away but if you have pictures of her showing her rockin' tits or even ample cleavage please post here in comments or email them to me.
If you ever took a shower at her place content yourself with the knowledge that you pissed in her shower and she still doesnt even know. Thats a win for you but dont tell her because it will freak her out.
Try to only call her two or three times a day. Any more than that is weird and wont help you forget her any time soon.

Pirates

2009-04-23T06:44:00.002-06:00

You know that one pirate that President Obama didn't kill?

I think he should be brought to America and not tortured. Also think he should be doing some jail time then be given a education / trade skills and sent back to Somalia because are jails are full.

Blog Title Change

2009-04-19T10:42:00.001-06:00

Just a note: I changed the title of this Blog (Stop The Neocons Blog) to reflect that it is not 2008 any more which is in the past. Also clarification that it is a actual blog, per say.

Tammy Bruce: Gun Nut, or Illegitimate Poseur?

2009-04-19T08:02:00.004-06:00

Look at the picture below:

The photo which appears on teh Tammy Bruce web site and on her twitter profile is calculated to portray her as a conservative champion of both talk radio and the second amendment. A new media renegade whose outer appearance "at the table" suggests that she is open to discussion, but who keeps her arms turned in toward the body subconsciously projecting a closed mind.

And the gun: an attempt to solidify her true conservative credentials. Convincing on the surface but upon closer inspection it becomes clear that the woman does not know how to handle a weapon.

Is it not a basic tennet of firearm safety that one should keep ones finger off the trigger until one is ready to pull it? Does any reasonable and sane firearm owner NOT cringe upon seeing her finger not just resting on the trigger, but curled around it? To portray herself as a gun person and then to allow herself to be photographed handling one so casually, so negligently, so dangerously is highly damaging to her credibility as a gun enthusiast.

The verdict? Poseur.

Regardless, I dont listen to talk radio. I just report what I see.

Breaking News

2009-04-15T17:40:00.006-06:00

I survived. I totaly got some pictures of some protest babes too. Check them out!!11

Also their is some videos here that may purport to show me IRL at around the 31 second mark maybe and possibly again at 1:17.

Probaly last post before I am going to die

2009-04-15T09:51:00.002-06:00

Well the fatefull day is probaly here and as promised I am going to crash the SLC tea party protest.

My prospects for surviving this blood orgy dont look so good right now, especiall in light of this report from are department of homeland security. I am going into the (metaphorical) lions den (so to speak) from whence I will probalby not return. I am comforted, however in the knowing that yeah, although I walk into the neocon blood orgy of death I shall fear no evil because the light of progressive truth is with me.

If you are a neocon planning to be there today (SLC teaparty protest) and you plan to jump me, be warne that I will totaly kick the first three asses that try to kill me. After that I will probaly be too tired to fight back anymore and will submit to martyrdom with honor and dignity.

Damn teapartyers anyways, with there guns and religion and domestic beers and copenhagen snuff.

In the likely event that I dont return, I dont want MEANOL'MEANY to take over my (Stop The NEocons 2009 blog) blog. Hes probaly the one who is going to try and kill me first.

PS. Kevin LaFontaine is still a dick.

Manse!!1

2009-04-13T12:30:00.003-06:00

Great news: Songun Blog guy is still alive!! Finally a voice to ring out beyond the neocon controlled white-noise machine that is the US media.

This is what they (neocons) dont want you to know.

Everybody's Dumb But Me

2009-04-12T19:29:00.004-06:00

I can not stress it enough. It is important for us like-minded progressives (like us) to all get be on the same page with our message. Its frustrating because so many of them (us) are for some reason given to individual idea thoughts etc. In order for the movement to go forward, all progressives need to fall in line with the collective message and not be given to individual thinking (w/out talking points on hand)(memorized, etc).

Like this weekend I spent a lot of time on Twitter and while the neocons were all there usual irrational and hatefull selfs, the progressives (all of us like minded, btw) seemed unorganized and way to individualistic for our own good. I submit the following exchanges as proof:

Dean04PrezLooking for stats re: number of people arrested at all previous #teaparty 's vs number of progressives arrested at RNC last year #tpot #p2

Dean04PrezOur jails and prisons must be crammed by now with deranged #teaparty types, considering we've already survived several dozen #tcot #tpot #p2

Dean04PrezProgressive fear of the #teaparty movement must therefore be based on what we have already observed: uncontrolled violence. #tcot #tpot #p2

Dean04PrezHow about an example easier to research: Total #teaparty arrests nationwide vs Total antiwar arrests in Petaluma in 3/2006. #tpot #tcot #p2

No replies. I mean ALL like minded progressives know that these so-call Tea-Party protests have been veritable blood orgies but when examined from a reality based community point of view you have to ask: "what good does it does to say things like this and not be able to provide sources?" So if any one (readers) can forward this information I will get it to people that matters (daily kos, Matthew Yglesias, etc).

Then theres this:

Dan_Schwartz: Obama brother accused of attempting to do to woman what Clinton actually did to Juanita Broderick http://bit.ly/r52Dc #tcot #sgp

Dean04Prez@Dan_Schwartz Only if you count a 13 year old girl as "a woman"

Dan_Schwartz@Dean04Prez Then who speaks for her victim? Dead is dead, no matter if the murderer is a teenager, a gang banger, or elderly #tcot

I was like "huh?" Then I remembered he was probaly a neocon and did not understand:

Dean04Prez@Dan_Schwartz You misunderstood. Samson Obamas alleged victim was a 13 yr old girl. Should we characterize a child as a woman? #tcot

Because facts were facts and Samson Obama was banned from (not so)Great Britian for alleged molesting a child. Not a woman.

Then it was like:

Dean04Prez@janehamsher Care to comment re: your info source for claiming foxnews funding of #teaparty movement yet? #tcot

Because the neocons are totaly trashing her for alleged ducking a question. I was hoping to help disseminate her message / wisdom, etc. No Reply.

Then this happened: President Obama, the brilliant statesman, military tactician and renowned oratorical master orchestrated the daring Navel raid on those pirates who had that one dude kidnapped:

TPO_Hisself: @Num3r1cal how much ransom was paid to the terrorists tho?

The implication of said statement being that the daring commando raid amounted to little more than a attempt to pay a bounty, so I interjected (highlight was my interjeculation):

Dean04PrezRT @TPO_Hisself: @Num3r1cal how much ransom was paid to the terrorists tho? From the looks of it, 1-3 bullets per pirate. #tcot #tpot #p2

Because spectacular Obama style military operations could ONLY result in a staggering, one-sided victory for the side armed first and foremost with PROGRESSIVE IDEALS.

Then next thing I know I saw:

meanolmeany Wow, I have made three comments to Libtards and got TWO blocks. They are terrified of being proven worng. #tcot

And I was instantly like:

Dean04Prez@meanolmeany BLOCKED!

Because he is a troll. Then I said something like:

Captain Phillips jumping into the drink and giving the SEALS a chance to take out the pirates: Perfectly orchestrated by Obama #tcot #tpot

And my new twitter friend was all:

capecodgurl@Dean04Prez It is amazing that they gave you the details of the operation. So far they are not release..you must be a really TCOT.

At first I was thinkgin: "Yeah, I am in the know, so to speak." But then I realized she called me a conservative which is way out of line. So I'm like:

@capecodgurl All I know is what little info the government has released. Have you read the press releases yet?

And she is all:

@Dean04Prez uh Huh..we know the Capt jumped. Nothing more about the details and the SEALS role...other than the ending.

@Dean04Prez They are now reporting that Navy shortened towline, pirates came out, snipers killed them THEN Capt Jumped. wait for the facts.

So in a spirit of mutual information sharing I provided the link which incidentally appears to show that HER summarization of the video was close, what was missing (no doubt because of character limit) was that her information was based on incomplete reporting and selective editing from the neocon controlled media:

@capecodgurl http://tinyurl.com/ch9zwd <---Source

Then later she is all like:

@capecodgurl Who's in charge of the military? Who gives ths kind of high level order? Wld the military EVER act w/out Com.in Chief ok? #TCOT

And I reply:

@capecodgurl Actually, the ranking officer on scene is "in charge" and generally has authority to act under certain circumstances. #tcot

Even though it is already established that President Obama single-handedly orchestrated the most daring and spectacular military operation since those German guys rescued them Jewish athletes from somewhere. I was nothing, if not helpfull. Then the neocon trolls came in and were like:

Katsuey@Dean04Prez wasn't that nice of pres. pantywaist? of course it was AFTER Phillips tried to rescue himself the first time #tcot

Which is completely unreasonable (I will cover that in a few paragraphs). I parried:

@Katsuey I am stuck at work and unable to watch the news live. So from what I read, Obama took the safe route and decisively reaffirmed SOP.

@Katsuey It was a stellar display of bravery on his part

Which totaly shot down that argument. So then I said:

Remember. All criticism of Obama: unfair & unfounded. All criticism of Bush: moderate, reasoned & appropriate. #tcot

Then here what gets me: Another fellow like-minded progressive (alot like me) thought *I* was trolling! Its way frustrating.

forklifter@Dean04Prez exactly true #tcot sheep, bush had 8 years to screw up everything, obama has been president for 11 weeks. no comparison dip

So I'm like: "DUDE, THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!! But I said it like this:

@forklifter Agreed. Criticism of Obama during his first 3months NOTHING like Bush (conspiracy theories re:stolen election) first 3 months.

No reply.

And that is why I am convince that in the end, everyone is dumb but me. Its realy hard work sometimes being the progressive voice of reason.

President Obama's half brother a sex pervert?

2009-04-11T14:19:00.003-06:00

I dont think so.

These are dangerous lies. Propagated by an increasingly bitter and jaded extremist right. Nothing is sacred to these people. How could they attack someone based on the actions of extended family members?

It is outrageous that we are even talking about something like this happening. Where is there (neocon) spirit of forgiveness? Of fair play?

We )progressives) dont start stories like this regardng politicians on the right, so why do they insist on doing it to politicians on our side?

Unconscionable.

Also, thank God the Palins are out of the national spotlight. What an embarassment they are.

Reminder

2009-04-11T11:43:00.002-06:00

As I said before, I plan on crashing the SLC Tea Party protest on Wednesday (15th)(April).

Its real scary walking into the lions den (rhetorical) with these far-right, anti-American extremists who its not bad enough that there irresponsibly exercising there freedom of speech, freedom of peaceably assembly but they may very well choose to exercise there freedom of owning lots of guns.

In which case I expect to be martyred because neocons totaly dont tolerate progressives (like myself) and can smell us from a mile away because we (progressives) dont smell like skoal and michelob.

Not a Bow

2009-04-08T19:59:00.003-06:00

It was NOT a bow.

I dont know what it was but it was clearly NOT a bow.

UPDATE: Its not like it was in Superman 2 when the president actually kneeled to General Zod. It wasnt nearly that bad. And it wasnt a bow.

UPDATE 2: Anyways whats so wrong about bowing to a king?

Rhetorical

2009-04-06T21:59:00.002-06:00

How many IPods for heads of state could that $50,000 we gave to Italy (for earthquake relief) have purchased?

Opportunities lost? Time will tell.

Glen Becks Insidious Grip on Right Wing Nutjobs Knows No Bounds

2009-04-06T09:03:00.002-06:00

h/t "Gateway Pundit"

It happened in Turkey apparently:

Istanbul, 6 April (AKI) - As United States president Barack Obama began an
official visit to Turkey on Monday, reports surfaced that a Syrian man was
arrested in Istanbul in connection with a plot to kill him. The man - who sought
to disguise himself as a journalist for the Arab TV network Al-Jazeera - managed
to obtain press accreditation and allegedly planned to stab the US president
with a knife, said Saudi daily al-Watan.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Newt Gingrich, Fred Thompson. They all share culpability in this one!

Greatest video ever

2009-04-06T07:29:00.002-06:00

Austrian Language

2009-04-06T06:16:00.003-06:00

Look, its a easy mistake to make if you look at it. Austrian language is almost the same as ours but there inflections and accents are way off. For example:

We say: "Good afternoon, kind sir"
They say: "G'day Mate"

We say: "Lest burn some hotdogs on the grill"
They say: "Put another shrimp on the barbie"

We say: "Too legit. Too legit to quit!"
They say: "Tie me kangaroo down, sport."

As you can see, are language makes perfect sense. Austrian language is just a hodge-podge of English words tied together in no discernable order. So its a easy mistake to make, and one could argue not a mistake at all.

Just Thinking

2009-04-05T10:47:00.001-06:00

I think we (aAmerica) would have a greater air of statesmanship and knowledge if top hats came back into fashion. Because what do you think when you see a man wearing a tophat? YOu think: Now THEREs a diplomat.

Refresher

2009-04-04T17:42:00.001-06:00

Again, I'm not Jake Tapper. Remeber that.

Notable missing from The Queens I-Pod

2009-04-01T19:16:00.003-06:00

I notice ont he list of tunes are President gave to the Queen (of England) on her IPod there is some notable omissions:

Nothing from Culture Club which was the biggest band ever from (not so) Great Britain
Nothing from Slade which featured the one guy who went on to ACDC

I'm not sure what other bands came from (not so) great Britian, probaly nothing significant. But in order to promote more better (not so) great British understand of American culture, I would sugest the Queen download the following songs from limewire (or somewhere else)(it can be free if she knows where to look):

"Symphony of Destruction" by Metallica
"Monday Night Football theme" by Hank Williams (I forget which one. Are we on Hank Williams II or III or IV now?)
"MmmmBop" by Hanson (Still a great song after all these years)
"Liar" by Rollins Band (featuring that dude from the movie with the other guy from Bill & Ted)
"Humpty Hump" by one of those DJs that use to wear big clocks and a big fake nose
Some thing about Cop Killas by Ice-T
"Beer Barrel Polka" by Weird Al Yankovic
That Quiet Riot song where the dude sings " I wanna kiss her lips not the ones on her face"
"Ballad of Snoopy vs The Red Baron" by the QUeens Repulbican Guard
"Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy (original Spock)

I dont thing we need to start another charitable vendture because all these songs can be got for free from the internet but she (Queen) should totaly look into these classics of American music.

ADDITION: Also if the Queen of wanted, if she got one of those new IPods that show movies and pictures etc, she could totaly put some pr0n on it too.

Caught Up

2009-04-01T16:56:00.001-06:00

Im sorry I just got caught up in the season (April 1st season).

That was way cool.

O G M

2009-04-01T15:36:00.002-06:00

AH Hahahahahaha

Om My GOSH! I cant beleive I totaly got you all! AHhahaahaha

That was awesome! I am laughting so hard (on the inside) right now! Hahaha

Dont you know its April Fools day? Hahahha

I'm totaly going to share some of my hate mail later tonight when I am done reading it. Their is tons atm. Hahaha

Confessional

2009-04-01T06:36:00.003-06:00

I can't continue the charade any longer.

As a libertarian leaning conservative, writing as a brain-dead champion of liberalism is mentally exhausting. Unless you give it a whirl, you can not understand how difficult it is to take things you believe in and then shout out, at the top of your lungs the exact opposite. I've become so practiced at misspelling certain words, and using other correctly spelled words in the wrong context that when writing reports at work, I've caught myself narrating as Dean04Prez.

The truth?

I'm a married, veteran, 30-something correctional Sergeant with a degree in criminal justice and sociology. My earliest recollection of having any interest in politics was of standing in the rain for four hours, in a crowd of thousands hoping to just catch a glimpse of President Ronald Reagan who for whatever reason, opted to give a speech in Hooper, Utah.

Incidentally, I'm told that I was deeply emotionally invested in the abortion issue at a much younger age, to the point where I stood up in a church class one day and announced: "Jimmy Carter kills babies". I honestly have no recollection of this, but having been told where and when it happened, I would have been around 5-6 years old. Funny. Now 30+ years later we have a new Jimmy Carter in office, who also supports killing babies.

I guess that makes me a racist. Right?

I think Clint Eastwood is the greatest actor of our time and Unforgiven is his greatest work. I drive a non-fuel efficient, gas guzzling, hemi-powered Dodge Charger, own numerous guns and still use environmentally unfriendly electric bulbs.

If pressed to name a person who is a "hero" to me, it would be Porter Rockwell. He "never killed anyone that didn't need killing."

I dabble in digital photography, listen to loud music and laugh myself dizzy watching South Park reruns and viral prank videos.

Thats the truth.

I'm also done blogging. It was fun for a while, but blogging as an idiot is too much work.

Ciao

Mile Stone

2009-03-31T19:49:00.003-06:00

Incedentaly, THis blog (STN2008) is like THE number 1 source of information about Patti Russo is freakin' hot.

And it totaly happened without any pictures, of her any where on this blog and also just one well considered, carefully worded post. I dont know how that happen, but dude, she is totaly hot!

I mean, if Patti Russo and Right Wing Sparkle chick had a hot contest over who was more hot especially in over all hotness, Patti Russo would win hands down.

United Kingdom: Not Very Big

2009-03-31T19:23:00.004-06:00

President Obama's White House finaly put those damn Brits in there place:

So here's what the White House is telling American reporters - and by extension the American people - about Britain. It's laid out in an inch-thick "press kit", with the Seal of the President of the United States emblazoned on the cover, handed out to each of us on board the White House press charter...

The United Kingdom, we are told, is "slightly smaller than Oregon"

Keepin' it real, yo.

...taken through the Roman invasion ("brought more active contacts with the rest of Europe"), the Norman invasion (led to "active involvement in European affairs...for several hundred years") and various travails with the Welsh, Scots and Irish before the British empire reached its zenith in Victorian times.

Honesty. A hall mark long missing from the White House during the bu$h junta. Remeber when the neocons were all about how France is always getting defeated, surrender, etc? In the spirit of honesty does this mean we get to talk about how the damn brits are a bunch of "really heavy fruit cake eating surrender monkeys"?

Then it all started to go wrong. "The losses and destruction of World War I, the depression of the 1930s, and decades of relatively slow growth eroded the United Kingdom's preeminent international position of the previous century".

Not so big and strong any more, are you? Damn fish-and-chips eating blokes anyway. Always having to make Americans pull your nutz out of the fire.

Those fretting about the demise of the term "special relationship" might not be reassured by this briefing book. There's talk of a "strong bilateral relationship", of the UK being "one of the United States' closest allies" and of "close coordination" and "bilateral cooperation" between two countries who "continually consult on foreign policy". Everything except "special".

See? There not so speical any more. I am glad some one (President Obama) had the fortitude to finaly say: "Hey. Your not so special." Its important to get stuff like that laid out in the bare so we can focus on long term alliance's more beneficial to are well being. Iran. Pakistan. Syria. China. Not Israel. Etc.

UPDATE: Also Yeah. There DVDs dont even work right, yet whoever the minister in charge of dvd players is, he still keeps his job.

Looking Ahead

2009-03-31T06:53:00.002-06:00

Like every one else who reads this blog, I am still basking in the glow of President Obamas stunning vicotry over defeatism and despair but there is still a lot of work to do.

Already we need to look forward to getting him into a second term, and being at the forefront of the progressive movement, it falls on me (US) to get this discussion rolling. So lets have this out right now:

Who do YOU think President Obama will be running against in 2010?
Do you think whoever it is (maybe Palin and Romney) will surpass the level of dirty politics/sleaze put on by the McCain campaign?

Its a discuss that needs to be have.

Aghast

2009-03-31T06:45:00.001-06:00

Austria's Abu Ghraib.

Not sure if my protege Tim Blair is making light of this travesty or is genuinely concerned as we all should be.

There Just Like The Other 190 Countries

2009-03-31T06:40:00.002-06:00

I dont understand why all the neocons are all jumpting on this dudes bandwagon of hate-speech.

He's not American, So:
He's no different than any other politician from the other 190 countrys.

Im just not feeling it.

Live-Blog Earth Hour

2009-03-28T20:05:00.011-06:00

I was planing on live blogging Earth hour in about 24 minutes from now but I forgot to check which time zone 8:30pm - 9:30pm is in. Does any one know?

8:32pm Ok look. It doesnt matter what time zone 8:30pm is in, the fact that it is FINALLY hear should be good enough. Even if I missed it (because in Australia, Japan, etc its already tomorrow) I am at least doing my part. I turned off the light but there is still some sunlight coming in. Does that count?

8:40pm It is startig to get dark. Cant see the keyboard very well. I am going tot urn on the TV and use the residual light so I can see what I'm typing. Also got some green tea. Its still warm. blah

8:46pm WELL this just cheeses my curds. I went to go get some ice for my green tea and saw that the people across the street still have there lights on. I will brb in a minute.

8:58pm That did not go so well. I was real polite to. I went acrost the street and knocked on there door. Then the dude opened the door and I was like: "Sir, you need to turn off your lights. Its Earth Hour"

He was all like: "What?"

And I was all like: "ITs Earth Hour. You need to turn off your lights for one hour until 930pm."

Then he was all like: "Who are you?" Which was bogus because he knows me from across the street.

I was all: "Sir, please. You need to think about the Earth"

Then he was all: "Get off mah porch!"

So I reached inside his door to turn off a light and accidentaly turned on his porch light. Then he was all pushing me away and his wife was all: "Im calling the police"

I was like: "big deal, I been arrested before."

Then he was all like: "I have a gun in this house"

Which I took as a indirect threat so I left.

9:06pm I feel like we're really making a difference. Also I just (accidental) urinated on the toilet seat. That is a small price to pay for saving are environment.

9:11pm Its really dark now. I could totaly run around naked and nobody outside would see me.

9:18pm L O L. They relly called the cops. Their is a deputy across the street!

9:22pm Crud. I left the freezer open. Now my ice cream is soft. Doorbell

9:10am Sorry for no end of Earth HOur updates. I had some company. The cops. What happened was they came over and rung the doorbell. At first I was like (thinking): "If I dont open the door they will think no one is home." Then I remembered I left the TV and my computer on so I had to answer the door.

The cop was all like: "Good evening sir, My name is Officer (XYZ (not real name). I have had some complaints about some harassment in the neighborhood."

Then I was all: "I would also like to lodge a complaint. Those people (across the street) didnt turn off there lights for Earth Hour."

And he was all: "Sir?"

And I was all like: "Its Earth Hour and they have there lights on. That should be a crime against Earth"

Then he was like: "I'm going to need you to put some pants on"

And I was all like: "Fine"

Then he came in and we chit chatted a bit and I come to find out that Earth Hour was voluntary!

What good is a Earth Hour if you get to CHOOSE to participate? I hope next year they pull there heads out.

Actual Twitter Exchange

2009-03-26T22:44:00.004-06:00

Maybe some one could help:

SomedudenamedRyking@Skiorsurf What's the matter, sweetie? Embarrassed that you didn't know East Berlin was part of the USSR? Home schooled much? #p2 #tcot6 minutes ago from web in reply to Skiorsurf

I (notJakeTapper) interject:

Dean04Prez@ryking Just watching from the sidelines and wondering which soviet republic east berlin was part of. Plz clarify.3 minutes ago from web in reply to ryking

I am totaly all for true, like minded progressives (like myself) sticking it to neocons like this but I relly wish they would share there talking points so we are all on the same page.

If anyone is able to tell me which Soviet Socialist Republic had East Berlin in it, I would greatly appreciate.

UPDATE: I TOTALY got clarification from "Ryking". Its all very clear now:

Rykingdude@Dean04Prez East Berlin was controlled by the Soviet bloc and a de facto member of the USSR: http://is.gd/pbHe

ME@ryking Im not seeing in that article where East Berlin was a member of the USSR. Did they have representation in the Soviet politburo?

Rykingdude@Dean04Prez Which part of "de facto" do you not understand? And you don't remember this? http://is.gd/pbxm #p2 #tcot

ME@ryking I guess I always understood "de facto" to mean "in fact" or "in reality". Was there another definition?

For a minute their I was starting to fall into the neocon way of thinking. It was starting to look like East Berlin was more of an "occupied territory". Speaking for all liberals and like minded progressives like myself, I can not stress enough the importance of clarifying these things as a bullwark against the neocon disinformation machine.

Visual proof that I'm AM NOT Jake Tapper

2009-03-26T19:47:00.010-06:00

This is a photo essay.

In the first photo you see one Mr. Jake Tapper who is like the senior news guy at abc news. Hes very handsome. Indeed, if I was a chick, I would totally do him. Also well dressed with a tie that says "I am powerful but you need not fear me".

Jake Tapper

In the second photo you see what is suppose to be not a police sketch of me (which is not available at Taylorsville PD for $25 if you have forms filled out). BTW it totaly doesnt look like me.

NOTJakeTapper

Now if you super impose the sketch of me that totaly doesnt look like me and put me (photo) on top of Jake Tapper, then adjust opacity 20% you begin to already see the subtle differences:

20% Opacity

Already it is plane to see that Jake Tapper does not have a killer 'stache like I got (finaly came in 2 years ago). Now adjusting opacity another 20% the differences become more profound:

40% Opacity

As you can see above, Jake Tapper doesnt even seem to be looking at the camera any more, whereas my gaze is more piercing and enigmatic. Also are eyebrows dont even match up. Add another 20% opactiy:

60% Opacity

Hear at 60% opacity it becomes obvious to even the untrained eye, which we call it the "lay eye" in the business, that Jake Tapper parts his hair way different than I do. However, in all fairness, are lips match almost perfect. Again, if he was a chick I would think are lips our a match made in heaven.

80% Opacity

As show above, when the two photos are adjust to 80% opactity for illustration purposes only you can clearly see that although my killer 'stache would look great on Jake Tapper and are ears and necks are near perfect match it is obvious that I am not Jake Tapper. Its what I have been saying all along.

100% Opacity

As you can see above, the only similarity between me (not Jake Tapper) and Jake Tapper (Jake Tapper) is that I would look real good in his suit. That is where the similaritys end and THAT, is why I am not Jake Tapper.

Hopefully this photo essay will put all those rumours to bed. (metaphorically)

Injustice

2009-03-26T18:58:00.002-06:00

The big question hear is:

HOW is MATTHEW YGLESIAS on this list when Im not?

Maybe my ISP screwed up my email (address) again.

Dispel Some Rumours

2009-03-25T17:04:00.004-06:00

I heard their is/was a rumour going on around the blog world about me and this blog, etc.

Just to clear the air: I am NOT ABC News senior correspondent Jake Tapper.

I honestly dont know how these things get start. Just because are writing style and political leanings are so similar doesnt mean I am him. Nor he me.

So in closing, plz remeber: I am NOT Jake Tapper.

UPDATE: Apparenty this rumor has legs so to speak. In case you were confused: its not "I am IS Jake Tapper", its: "I am NOT Jake Tapper".

UPDATE 3/26: Their is still some confusion about I am not Jake Tapper. Therefore I am (Temporary) changing my handle (not my real name, btw) to NOTJakeTapper.

Blog Update

2009-03-25T06:36:00.001-06:00

Their was no updates (here) for the last 2 days.

Proof of Neocon Manipulation of American Minds

2009-03-22T17:12:00.004-06:00

These "Tea Party" protests that there having (where I will probably be martyred on April 15 TBA). Well, if you want proof of the power of the neocons have to manipulate people, ask youself this: How come their are no Tea Party protests in other countrys? How come just America?

Other countrys protested the USA vs Iraq War (which was wrong).

Other countrys protested Bu$h destroying the world economy.

How come other countrys arent protesting President Obama's economic plans for the USA?

Because the neocons are still stirring up the pot here (probaly to try to derail President Obamas Presidentsy).

States still trying to curtail individual rights.

2009-03-21T14:23:00.002-06:00

I think in cases like this where individual civil rights are threatened, it is the duty of the Federal government to step in on behalf of the individual and say: "Hey, not on are watch!"

Announcement

2009-03-21T09:15:00.004-06:00

I will be crashing the April 15 "Tea Party" protest in SLC on a date to be announced.

I fully expect to be assaulted and possibly killed by neocons during this rally. It is my hope that my martyrdom will be a catalyst for real change in Utah.

If their is any neocons that want to have a fair fight instead of killing me in a mob frenzied bloodbath, please let me know ahead of time. I will totaly kick your ass one on one.

I will be the one handing out "Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine" bumper stickers.

The Comparisons Really Arent Fair

2009-03-20T18:54:00.003-06:00

One thing that realy chaps my hide today in scouting out the neocons blog world is there self-rightous up in arms attitude about President Obamas PERCEIVED gaffe on The Late Show with Jay Leno.

They (neocons) are all like: "He should not be on TV (Leno) when he has to be busy fixing Bush's wrecked economy"

And then they are all like: "He shouldnt be making fun of people with mental disabilitys/disorders/diseases/etc."

Just basicaly being opportunist at the expense of post-Bush reconcilliation. Well I have a news for you! Hear at STop The Neocons 2009 Blog, we wont have any of that because here (STN2009) we CONFRONT neocon fascism because nothing makes *THAT* die faster than shetting the light of day on it.

With that said, I am calling out the neocons on this picture (because it seems to be the theme of the day):

Let me be blunt with just 3 words: This is not very helpful!

A Project I would do if I was a neocon

2009-03-20T14:31:00.005-06:00

Some neocon writes (about a progressive writing to him):

"The sobering new deficit projections deliver a stark message that the
economy is in even worse shape than was previously thought. It also underscores
the urgent need to pass the bold initiatives on healthcare, education, energy
and the economy laid out the President's budget.

If I was a neocon and wanted to give back to progressives (like minds one and all) what they did to Bushs failed presidency / policies, I would take the line here on health care and make a new web site.

I would call it "thereisnocrisis.com". But since their really is a health care crisis this time, petty and passive-aggressive acts like that are just not helpful.

That website number should be available, btw.

Big News Over at Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog

2009-03-20T12:20:00.002-06:00

I just posted a new story about my nemesis which will give you a peak inside his mind of madness. You DO NOT want to miss out on this information.

US Navy Special Olympics Fleet

2009-03-20T08:16:00.002-06:00

They (Navy) usualy drive there boats pretty good, but once in a while their is a wreck. Like what happened today:

A U.S. Navy submarine collided with a Navy amphibious ship Friday in the
Strait of Hormuz, mildly injuring 15 sailors, according to the commander of the
U.S. Fifth Fleet.
The submarine, the USS Hartford, collided with the USS New
Orleans about 1 a.m. in the strait, which runs between Iran and the Arabian
Peninsula. It is one of the busiest commercial routes for oil tankers.

Driving the boat may seem like the Special Olympics but really there's more too it than that.

A Quote That Bares Repeating

2009-03-20T07:37:00.003-06:00

In light of this allegation and the ongoing attempts by the neocons to paint are President (Obama) as some kind of buffoon (which is not fair), I am choosing to make a stand and stand by this statement by a noteable member of the Stop The Neocons community.

The DVD's were a better gift than the bomber jacket that Bush gave Brown, the Helicopters kind of go with the jacket.

I am certain that some trolls who always try to come to this blog and shoot down/misinterpretate anything said by progressive will have something unhelpful to say about this. In reply (preemptive), I would like to say that the author of that quote (above) is like a brother to me and is a valuable and upstanding member of this (STN2009) community.

So dont go giving him any guff (if you are a neocon troll).

Mistakes were made

2009-03-18T21:36:00.002-06:00

Like many Americans today I felt a twinge when I heard that Presdent Obama made a gaffe with is teleprompter.

Yeah it was relatively embarassing (not like Bush). But images like this arent helpful or condusive to reconcilliation:

Turning Good Out of Bad

2009-03-18T10:52:00.004-06:00

Because of the over whelming supportive response to Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine blog and massive revenue generate by that site I have decided to dontate all profits to my Target Gift Cards for Gordon Browns Children Project charity.

This way, even tho Kevin LaFontaine totaly screwed me over, some good can still come out of this unfortunate mess.

Its the best of both worlds. I get revenge (sweet) on Kevin LaFontaine and Gordon Browns' children get some gift cards to go shop at Target whenever they want!

Hot Blog Chicks Bracket: 3rd Match

2009-03-17T21:00:00.005-06:00

In these trying economic times it is important to remember that this dude is a dork. Also it is important to keep are eyes on the prize and remember that even tho Kevin LaFontaine is a dick, we can still have a hot blog chicks bracket.

So updated bracket loks like this:

Also I want to take a line or two to note that yesterdays light blogging was because I was busy getting my life back together.

NEW BLOG

2009-03-17T13:10:00.002-06:00

Kevin LaFontaine has force my hand!

He has gave me no choice but to activate the Don't Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog.

Now the whole world will be able to see what a DICK he is.

(pardon the harsh language)

Twitter: A Valuable Resource

2009-03-17T09:12:00.004-06:00

If their are any other prgressives out there who have not got on twitter yet, I have news for you. You should. It is a invaluable resource for like-minded progressives like myself to network and communicate in real-time. This is what (sample) you could be doing:

meanolmeanyFrom Aug '97, who balanced the budget? Cato says, Ronald Reagan.

Dean04Prez@meanolmeany Um. Ronald Reagan wasnt even president in 1997. Your facts are way off the money.

ZING! (btw)

Dean04PrezBad news. President Obama has ruled out giving DVDs to the queen. This is a gaffe. How does Gordon Brown rate DVDs when the queen doesnt?

Blue Rays is still a possibility I think.

Dean04Prezhttp://tinyurl.com/b9jd4z (via @addthis) Get onboard before the yurt bubble bursts.

"Yurt" is like a tent but made of wood and fits stuff inside it.

maxinewatersThe only thing that will save this country is an end to the crazy belief that business drives the economy.

Like minds think alike!

maxinewatersThe sooner we get $$, guns & voting rights out of the hands of the least deserving (bourgeoisie) & into good hands (Party) the better.

Dean04Prez@maxinewaters AGREED! Red staters shouldnt be allowed to vote!

maxinewaters@Dean04Prez Oh, let them think it counts... we have the census now, colleges, media, blocs, Exec., Leg., & Judic. branches are ours!

None of us flyover states should be allowed to vote unless we are voting FOR the most progressive thing/person/guy/chick.

maxinewatersIn honor of St. Patrick's Day, I will not express how much I hate Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and other bourgeois Fascist Micks.

Dean04Prez@maxinewaters Yeah! F&$@ the Scots!

This barb at the Scotlandish people on there national holiday was not wholly intended. I just got caght up in the moment.